We're Moving! New Address Below

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123 main street
anytown, Mexico

Actually, perhaps this is a way to bring back some of the illegal immigrants back from the US?

OK, Let Me Get This Straight

Did the folks in management and product development think, "Hmmmm, the show sucks now, but how can we increase the suckiness by 65% and raise the annoyance by 200%?"

Word To Your Mutha

Yo! It used to be about gang on gang violence and livin' hard on the streets. Pimpin', Ho'in, busting caps in drug dealla's perpetrating in your hood.

But now...

Fighting because they weren't allowed into the first class lounge at an airport (cough)

Keepin' it real YO! Life is hard! Gansta's Life!

Next, Snoop and "posse" are going to ruff up some kids at the food court.

WORD BOiiiiiiiiiYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Lois Lame

"Call it reverse pick pocketing."

The guy foiled teenage robbers, dated Claudia Schiffer AND made The Statue Of Liberty disappear but as soon as he opens his mouth all you can smell is asshole....

Chebo, I Know You Just Finished The Book, Please Give Me Your Take

It's so obvious!

Wookin' P'nub...

Gee whiz, I sure am glad I graduated long before the rash of stripper-hot teachers going ape shit for pubescent wee-wee.

Maybe I can go back to school as a undercover cop or investigative reporter or something. Don't blow my cover, assholes.

A NEW SECURITY TRAINING TACTIC!

New research and technology suggests this is a way to truly keep your home safe!

Um, Just Click Here

K-FED UPDATE

"I ain't gettin' no divorce. F**k that! I don't believe in that s**t.”

Spoken like a true poet.

There is a reason the media keeps following this guy, he has such strong morals and such primitive verbal skills. In the sewer of celebrity he is a shining light, an inspiration.

Barney Fife Is On The Case

EWING, N.J. - "Searchers at a Pennsylvania landfill found the body of a college student who disappeared more than a month ago, but authorities said Wednesday they don't suspect foul play."

No foul play? That smacks of foul play. I'd like to know how many people have died "naturally" and ended up in the trash WITHOUT the assistance of goons?

Way To Vote, Lil' F-Dub

Today the Fort Wayne Journal-Gazette released the results of its "Best of Fort Wayne" voting campaign. Some of the results:

Best Pizza - Pizza Hut

Best Coffee - Starbucks

Best Breakfast - Bob Evans (which narrowly defeated IHOP)

Best 24-Hour Restaurant - IHOP

I hereby retract any defense I may have presented when Men's Health & Abs & Roofies magazine called us the dumbest city in America. Pizza Hut? Are you fist-fucking me? I'm not that great with numbers, but there are no less than 500 local pizza places ON MY BLOCK, and not one was better than Pizza Hut?

Next year, there will be two major changes to this campaign. The first will be the official name change from "Fort Wayne" to "Stripmallia." The second change will remove all voting and combine all categories into one. Next year's winner for "Best Everything" goes to.....Walmart! Hooray! Always!

I Smell A Match Made In Heaven

If this chick survived, I'd hook her up with the guy who raged and killed his girlfriend with a microwave. They seem compatible

You can have your AX, I'll take my SHOTGUN!

I'll tell you why he built that guitar.......HE LIVES IN COLUMBIA!! Not to mention, this guy qualifies as "bat shit crazy"! Talk about your classic combo, crazy as hell with a shotgun guitar!

Connie Chung Is Going To Kick Some Povich Ass

It was just a matter of time. Geraldo, you're next!

Don't Forget To Try "Hitler's Homicide"

Mmmmm, mmmmm, good

I'd Like To Add This To The Order

Let's kill the person who writes "Cathy" too. Kill two birds / one stone kinda thing