You just have to love the Hoosier state!

It's nice to see that since I've been in Denver, things back home haven't changed.

I bet you money that one of us knows someone who knows someone who knows these guys.

I Think We All Can Learn From Mr. Bungle

Makes you think

Cruise News

I hope somebody has a transcript from the marketing meeting when this came up:

"What if somebody thinks it's a bomb?"

"Shut up Larry, you're just jealous you didn't think of it first!"

Are They Helping or Hazing?

AULT, COLORADO - A quiet family town.

Okay, okay the charges of physical abuse I cannot applaud...But breaking the breathalyzer is rather impressive. It's always a shame to me that one good deed can be marred by one bad deed.

Shoddy Journalism

Notice how they never give the title of the movie...She claims that she has bipolar disorder and it wasn't diagnosed at the time of the film. The only way for us to truly know if she really suffered from the disorder is to view the X-rated film. Maybe they could show it to the students, see if she appears differently in the film from the classroom...

WHY? Please tell me WHY?

I just don't get this guy. If someone out there has an answer, please, help me out here.

Floating in a ball of water with an endless supply of air is neither art nor a magic trick. So if this guy is a performance artist\magician, what the HELL is he doing?

I'll tell you what he's doing.....NOTHING!

I don't know how he gets money by doing shit like this, but the person that figured it out is the real magician.

Funny, I Thought Only Her Listeners Suffered This

BOING! HA-ZA! PHEW! POW! ZING!

Another Talent Gone To Waste

My favorite part is the "don't-you-know-who-I-am" stunt.

I bet you a boy band singer is currency in the slammer!

First Name Mister, Middle Name Period, Last Name T!!!!!

I'd be lying if I said that this wasn't a dream of mine. And I quote, "My show ain't no `Dr. Phil,' with people sitting around crying," he said. "You're a fool--that's what's wrong with you. You're a fool if you don't take my advice."
Absolutely brilliant.

Stuck On You...

I don't know what's worse, getting stuck on a toilet seat or taking a shit at a Wal-Mart? To have them both happen is one sign of your "Personal Apocalypse."

What Did I EAT!?!

Who Did Kobe Rape This Time?

Look, I'm tired of hearing these "stories" and "allegations" of professional sports players having lavish sex parties. Sure there are witnesses and photos, but there's no hard evidence.

Here's some evidence that shows Shaq last just a bit longer than Kobe if ya know what I mean. Huh? HUH? Get it? Nudge

Sorry

I Think He Might Be The One

You know what they say, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, and try again."

This chick's hairstyle is probably older than him. Slut.

Compelling Argument

When Car Crashes Are A Good Thing

Not to harp here, but I ran into this little gem while looking for Dana Plato pictures, enjoy.

I thought that this story was as open and shut as they get. Child star turns to drugs, gets wrapped in the "seedy" porn business and OD's.

I think you might be shocked to find out the "truth" as to how she went from, Diff'rent Strokes to DIFFERENT STROKES.

My Bare Lady? FOX, is that really the best you can do?

Let's see if we can't help FOX with a better title:

One Flew In the Cuckoos Nest

PUMP Fiction

and drum roll please......SIT ON ZEN Cane !

Go ahead, try it, it's fun.

ps - What Dana is doing in this scene is called, ACTING!

Jazz for Jesus

A man who dreamed of being a trucker and writing songs about Jesus...Check out the song "Refrigerator Rator."