This Is Real

One of the sites I read has Dear Abby on it and I normally pay no attention, but this question facinated me:

DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? -- GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI

What's funny is this lady says "I have been thinking a lot about it lately" and all she came up with is cutting up his dick.

The Frogs said it best "Grandma in the corner with a dildo in her hand saying "no, no, no, no, no"

And Not A Moment Too Soon

Mullets are funny

Kill 'Em All!!!!!!

Head banging and the short lived trend of knee scraping. RAWK!

For Those who don't believe in Karma....

I Guess God Wanted To Talk To Him "face to face"

OH NO......NOT MANILOW !

They should try some "Men at Work". They've been driving people away for years.

Better yet, WHO FUCKING CARES? These are kids doing the same shit kids have been doing for 50 years. Kids, cars and music, I don't think Barry Fucking Manilow is going to change that. If he dose and Australia gets some credit for this working, life as we know it will change FOREVER!

Take this quatrain from Nostradamus:

"In a land under the Earth
a man who is low will rein."

Look it up dude, it's true.

So we have two options:

1.) Kill Barry Manilow
2.) Blow up Australia

In true man fashion, I will not be responsible for either since I came up with the idea. So get to work people, we don't have much time.