Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Barney Fife Is On The Case


EWING, N.J. - "Searchers at a Pennsylvania landfill found the body of a college student who disappeared more than a month ago, but authorities said Wednesday they don't suspect foul play."

No foul play? That smacks of foul play. I'd like to know how many people have died "naturally" and ended up in the trash WITHOUT the assistance of goons?

2 comments:

Michael B said...

Thanks for being so insensitive, pro frink. My aunt Linda, who is half seagull, died of natural causes in a landfill. Jerk.

chebo said...

He called you a JERK! That's funny.

ps - They're not called GOONS anymore!