Thursday, July 19, 2007

Worst. Suicide. Ever.

(Before everybody freaks out, let me say that this article isn't about Peter "Ralphie" Billingsley.)

Pay special attention to the second paragraph.

This dude absolutely sucked at killing himself. This was his third attempt - first he tried to slit his wrists with a KFC spork, then he pulled his car into a 747 hanger, closed the door behind him, and left it running.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Lovitz Whacks Dick


A new hero emerges...

Not For Jesus Anymore


LaDell Alexander displays a rock with an image resembling Elvis Presley, circled, July 12, 2007, in Estes Park, Colo. Placed next to the rock is a photo of Elvis Presley. Alexander, 60, plans to sell it on eBay on the 30th anniversary of Presley's death. (AP Photo/The Coloradoan, Mariwan Hama-Saeed)