Kiefer gets some Dick.

Watch Andy get kicked out of the limo. Is it too late to put him into the death pool?

Toga, Toga, Toga 2000!

People of the world heed this warning. If this movie is released, the enemies will be emboldened. Emboldened enemies are bad...

And NAMBLA Rejoiced

What the eff?!?

I know what you're thinking. How cute! Daddy taped a firework to his kid's skateboard so he could make pretty sparks while he skates. I'm positive if this kid would have listened to his dad they would still be picking his teeth out of a frickin' mailbox.

"I'm going to make a dildo of my c*ck and f*ck her with it."

More Screech...

Bible Lesson

Given the state of the world today and all of the filth that comes with it (this site included,) I think we need a little churchin' up. Enjoy!

Scotty Don't!

With this post, could someone please officially remove Scott Baio from the "Already Dead" list and place him on the "When He Does Actually Die, We May Not Know For Months or Even Years" list.

“At that moment I knew our relationship would soon begin to crumble. Pamela had finally gone Hollywood – or whatever it is that happens when a woman becomes a hot celebrity.” Well, Chachie, "whatever it is that happens" can be summarily defined as "she becomes every worn-out, filthy, Hep-C-ridden rocker's jizz dumpster."

This is not to say that I don't still want Charles In Charge of me. I mean the dude is just plain dreamy.