Saturday, March 11, 2006

He Loved His Enemies, But...


But it looks like his enemies hated him more. Look, what happened is awful and should be a wake up call for others that think like him. One person isn't going to make a change and having a "Christian" tag on you like he did doesn't help in the land of the Koran. All I am trying to say is if you have convinced youself to go to Iraq or anywhere else in the Middle East with Peace as your weapon, you better get a second opinion.

Too soon?

Well, I'm Glad We Have Our Best People Focusing On This


Will someone please tell them this happened about 6 months ago? Way to stay current guys!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Don't Let the Door Hit you in the Ass


Thanks for all the great work, now LEAVE!

Some quick tidbits about this woman:

"While Norton worked hard to streamline the process for energy companies to drill on federal lands, putting her at odds with many environmentalists, she was never able to convince Congress to allow drilling in Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.
Norton led the fight to give energy companies access to the refuge's potential 16 billion barrels of crude oil, which was a key part of the Bush administration's national energy policy to boost domestic petroleum production and reduce America's reliance on foreign suppliers."

Smell ya later, hope a boulder doesn't crush you while you're climbing that mountain.

WWJB (What Would Jesus Bomb?)

Don't know about you, but Jesus would make a hell of a good bomber pilot. Now that I type this, the question that comes thru my head is whether Jesus enjoys one military branch over another:

Army: Not bad, been around for ages, but the engineer part doesn't fit him.

Navy: Water into wine is HOT!

Marines: Way too macho, doesn't enjoy getting wet (walks on water)

Air Force: I think it was in revelations where it talks about Jesus' plan for the "Flying Sandal of Death." Bush even mentioned it in his last State of the Union. Still needs to be vetted out, but be warned terrorists!

Overall, I don't think he fits perfectly in to any of the forces as he isn't hip on the hair requirements. Jesus was a hippy

Is it me, or is Kelly Clarkson packing on the weight? Not saying that she was skinny before and it was refreshing to see someone that didn't look like they came out of a concentration camp singing on stage, but lay off the chicken wings. You know she eats the shit out of those things...

Looks Like We Need To Change Our Vacation Plans

And the sad thing is that I was really looking forward to the "Jesus Juice" Michael Jackson was talking soooooo much about.

Perhaps some other day, my sweet prince...

Newton vs. Microsoft's New Handheld Computer

I'm really not sure why Microsoft released this monstrosity code named "origami Project." From what I see, they've taken a small laptop and removed the keyboard. So we are left with a device that is too large to put in our pocket to be truly mobile and now you need to learn how to enter data into a new device.

The Apple Newton came to the market probably 10 years ago. It had some positives, but ultimately it was too large (even for that day) to be practiced. More of a tech toy than anything. While I see the concept as being promising, I'm taking my money elsewhere.

If you want to see one of these things in person, wait about 6 months and go to your closest landfill.

Let Me Know if You are Bored this Weekend...

Don't really know how somebody gets talked into this sort of arrangement, but I think the persuader gets sales person of the year.

What's the deal with the charcoal? Couldn't they come up with a more "sexy" way to go? Drugs, jumping, gun, knife, crazy car ride, something other than charcoal!!!