Happy Easter

Don't worry, as the story goes, this thing should rise in 3 days.

Congrats Mr. Aunt Ester and Family

It DOESN'T Get Any Better Than This

DoucheBags!

This is worse that lying about a grandparent dying to get a few days off of work/school. Honestly know somebody that did that...

AND IT WASN'T ME CHEBO so don't get all ready to post a silly little comment

Smellivision?

I guess this is a good idea until you watch any Fat Boys videos or the View.

Have At It, Profrink

You totally beat me to the punch on the Real World Denver. That hurt. I had funny things and I was ready to write them down on the information superhighway. Now I have nothing. NOTHING!!!!

I'll play your game, you rogue. This is me shitting where YOU eat. And that's just gross. Sicko. How could you EAT that?

Anywho, enjoy. Are we still on for lacross this weekend? I'll bring the Lee press-ons, you bring the racial tension.

m

Chebo, I'm Not Asking You, I'm Telling You

You must try out. I know you are in the area and what a better way to keep tabs on a good friend than watch you watching TV and getting into racial arguments even though you didn't start them or care how they pan out.

I can see it now. Scene opens to a beautiful day with a bunch of beautiful people talking about what they want to do in the future. A fridge opens in the distance followed by a loud burp. The camera pans to Chebo who is scratching his ass and bitching at his roommates that somebody threw away his Chinese food from last night.

"Why do you always have to label your food, you bigot?" asked a roommate to Chebo. To which Chebo responds "Go fuck yourself and get me some more fucking CHINESE FOOD!"


If it isn't clear enough, I haven't seen the Real World in about 10 years... Sorry

..and that's no BULL!

WHY?

I have a hard enough time with 16-year-old kids playing pro soccer and golf. Granted there are ways to die playing both soccer and golf, however the numbers are so ridiculous, no even talks about it. (Until now)

A nine-year-old bullfighter. Let me repeat that, A NINE YEAR OLD "BULLFIGHTER"! This kid is still trying to figure out what his "wiener" is for and thinks farts are as funny as it gets. (I have to agree with the latter) All that aside, they did make a rule change, just for little Rafita.

...and I quote..."His contests differ slightly from a regular bullfight. The animals are younger and somewhat smaller, and he does not give the matador’s final death blow with his sword. The ban on swordplay isn’t to protect Rafita, but rather the sport’s reputation.

Rafita isn’t strong enough yet to drive a full sword into a bull’s heart, and as a result, “he might just wound the animals, and then they would repeat the thing about (the sport) being a massacre,” said his manager, Jose San Martin, referring to bullfighting protests by animal rights activists."

Naaaa.....I'm pretty sure the animal rights people will forget everything when they see little Rafita just stabbing the younger bulls in the back. It's cute, because he's NINE! I mean this kid is going to get a full sized sword for his 14th birthday. Makes that BMX bike you got look like a toy for a pussy!

If you thought that child actors were messed up adults, just wait. This little sword-wielding maniac is going to be living on the cul-de-sac next to you in Happyasfuckville, USA. It won't be happy for too long. It'll start with drinking too much and making a scene at a backyard function. Then he'll start asking people, "Wanna see my sword?" Trust me, this kid is on a one way train to Shit town.

Let's just hope he takes a horn in the ass as soon as possible. It's the only way this kid will figure out that he should be throwing rocks at cars and not stabbing baby bulls.

Maybe this wouldn't happen if all the cool cartoons weren't drawn for potheads and only shown on cable at 11:00pm on Sunday nights.

Sorry, this ran long and got preachy. This is usually reserved for Profrink..........BURN!

Suck it losers!

tc

Take It From Mr. Mom

He's absolutely right. I mean, these guys haven't done anything good, or memorable, or important in several years. It's almost as if we forgot they existed. All he's saying is that they should spend more money, to, if you will, "clone themselves," and create a virtual "multiplicity" of talent.

I know it doesn't come out in the article, put he totally blames them for that piece of festering dog shit we knew as "White Noise," too. Asshole.