Anybody got some tweezers? How about a friggin weedeater?

"Talk To My Ass"

Please, God, Please! Strike this man down...

Somebody Shot Twinkle!

Warning - the above link has been associated with increased levels of "Dang!"
I sincerely wish I was only making this shit up. Not only is it absolutely true, it's on the FRONT PAGE of the Journal-Gazette this morning. Speaking of, this link will probably only be good for a couple of days before they archive it and shake you down for cash.
Okay, see you in another month or so! Hugs! Ciao!

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Glitter Alert: Hard Time

I think this will be the last sighting of this guy for about 3 years.

Worst Video Ever

I wish Dave would do this.....forever.

Wanna spice up your next birthday party?

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YOUR SUMMER ROTH REPORT....

I know who we are going to hire for this summer's block party!!! My favorite part is when he pretends like he is driving during the mandolin solo. I am thinking he will great next to the face painters and dunk tank.

Am I Wrong On Garfield?

Now I know that this is my second post on Garfield in a week, but this is getting under my skin. Why is there a movie for this cat? It's not funny. Think back, have you ever laughed at a Garfield comic? HA, a cat that likes lasagna, BRILLIANT! Where do the writers (I assume multiple as you can't ask just one person to continue to create such comedy) come up with this stuff?

No shit, this is today's comic strip, how is this funny, how can this go on, who is buying this shit?


Next step, a rally against Garfield...

I Know What You Were Asking: "Where's Daryl Hannah?"

Well buddy, you're in luck. She is busy as ever these days...

I can hear her agent now:

"Look Daryl, you haven't done shit in a few years and you want to get some press, right? Well, I don't have much to work with...AH! I've got it! Do you like farms? Ah, it doesn't matter, here's what I need you to do..."

OK, Bill Murray, What Gives?

I'm afraid this will count against you...