TAKE THAT LIBERALS!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is The Right Brother's version of "We didn't start the fire." Someone should remind them that a shitty song is a shitty song.

Anyway, I can't decide if it sounds like a tampax ad or a Christian rock abstinence anthem...

(You might have to double click this link)

K-Fed Got The Haters Blues

I think this line sums everything up in a nice little package:
"It's like what Vanilla Ice did with 'Ice, Ice Baby,' " Dolby said, "although I think Vanilla Ice is a superstar compared to this guy."

I think "Rocket Fule" has something to do with it!

"I think anytime you have big gaps in between doing something that's like launching shuttles ... or things like that, you are always concerned that you've lost a little bit of your edge," Parsons said.

Can someone tell me what the HELL, "things like that", means?

RAWK!!!!!!!

Just thought this would be a nice addition to Frink's previous post.

Friday Question Of The Day

Say you're a cover band and you really have the sound down, but you're look is WAY off. Do you:
A. Dress as you do normally and save face by playing music close to the original artist?
B. Dress like the original artist because "that completes the package"
C. Dress like the original artist because it is actually better than you dress in real life?

Do your self a favor and watch the video

Kinda Looks Like A Lung!

Woops!

Didn't he once say on this very topic:
"If there is a leak out of my administration, I want to know who it is."

Paco, The Other White Drug

Pretty messed up stuff. Crack, watch your back, there's a new kid in town. Personally, I like what the marketing team did with this. "Crack" is such a negative word, but "Paco" is like a friend down the street. Who doesn't like Paco?

Buh-Bye

Sad thing was that she could sing. I wonder why she didn't win this popularity contest?

Nothing Better Than A Fine Ass

Am I Supposed To Care About Katie Couric Moving To A Different Station?

Why the hell is this all over the news? Why is this the 3rd day of her coverage? What impact does this have to 99.99999999% of all Americans? Am I missing something? Do we not have enough news to fill the day?

OUCH!

Maybe the Patriot Act isn't such a bad thing if it catches scum like this....

Another Sick Fuck In A Sick Administration

Honestly, what more can our government do to put us over the edge? Not saying that all think like this, but, boy howdy, this doesn't help the administration one bit.

I particularly like these comments:

"Many of the conversations with the "victim" were too graphic for public release, the statement said."

And

""There is no question that Doyle believed that he was having these disgusting, obscene discussions, on-line and on the phone, with a young girl," Judd said."

AND

""What stands out to me the most in this particular case was the fact that Brian, on his first conversation with our undercover detective, who he believed to be a 14-year-old girl, clearly identified himself as a deputy press secretary for Homeland Security," Judd told CNN."

Coming Up Next, Apple Will Begin Selling Macs That Are PCs

First they introduce Windows Office for Macs. Then Intel chips sets inside and now they offer to run Windows XP. WTF? But the packaging and commercials are still coo, right?

So for all the Mac Heads out there, do you update your tattoos to include "Intel Inside?"

This Means Something

Sorry guys, this is too important to add a link, and I only have a short time. Tell me this isn't a coincidence:

1. The two biggest collegiate championships were won by Texas and Florida...
2. Tom Delay steps down...
3. Bret Michaels SURVIVES an assassination attempt...
4. Jerry Garcia's toilet goes missing...
5. I totally got a really bad splinter in my left index finger this morning. Ouchie...

Gentleman, it's time to act. Get Eddie to a secure location and meet at the rendezvous point. The password is "toodles." I'm gonna be a little late - I have a conference call and I've already moved it, like, twice. Godspeed, and save me a cookie.

At Least They Are Calling It The Right Name

Sure it's great to have crime free streets, but something bothers me with this scenario. First, the "bad guys" haven't all been caught, they just moved to a different location. So you say, fine, we'll build more cameras until all street corners are covered or send all the crooks to the "poor" neighborhoods. Then you think, hmmmm, but fighting crime is big money in the form of tickets and fines.

Let me know when you get your first spitting, swearing or jay-walking violation when you thought you were alone.

Kinda preachy I know, but I just saw this and had to put the ugly spin on a "good" story

Saint Stephen with a rose, on and off the toliet he goes...

Obsession can be quite a sickness. Although, it would be pretty sweet to have Jerry's pooper throne.

This Changes Everything!!!

So, I can't consider him "grunge" anymore, but more of a "hair metal / corporate music generator"

What can I believe?

I hope that this wasn't you Chebo...

Sure, we'd all like to take him out. But sometimes we have to draw the line between fantasy and reality (kind of like 'what would you do if you won the lottery?')

Smell Ya Later

For those of you that didn't follow this story, this dick is partially responsible for many of the ills America is suffering today. If you want a good laugh, go to his web site and read how he was "protecting us from radical liberals."

The only thing he should be considering protecting is his own ass when he goes to jail.

Hope you make a nice prison bitch and God bless

Perhaps They Should Have Just Moved???

Well, this post is to offset my earlier castration post.

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