Whackin' Carl Monday

As funny as it was to see Michael Cooper beating off in a library, I am glad somebody went after this investigative turd.

It's Amazing He Lived As Long As He Did

Shut up and read ladies!

Hi Guys, ScreEEEEEEECH!

I wish this wasn't real, but to see a news story put "Dirty Sanchez" in its article is priceless...