Good People Of The Week

"I have feelings, and hurt--happy, sad, cry, fight--all that, everything. It's no different than nobody else," he said.

AND

"My family is great if that's what you're asking. My family is wonderful, always. Virgin Mobile, baby!"

OUCH!!!

This is from an article from EQ Magazine with engineer Andy Johns:

Johns sits up in his chair when he tells a story about working with Van Halen, with whom he said he got along famously. But at one point, Eddie decided he would mix their live record, Van Halen Live: Right Here Right Now, himself.

“They spent six months. Six months,” he says. “And then, eventually, he broke down. I put it on, and in half an hour it’s starting to sound like something. Now he’s getting pissed off, because it’s not fair. Wow, there it is. And I said, ‘Come on boys, come in and listen.’ So Eddie and Al come in to listen. I go to the kitchen, I come back in, and Eddie’s crying. He’s on the mixer, wah wah wah, and Al’s going, ‘It’s alright, Eddie. He’ll never be able to play guitar like you.’ Ha ha ha! It’s true!”

EVH and.........................Kenny Chesney

This one really stings kids. I thought the bluegrass Roth was bad.

Turning Japanese

The Rube Goldberg device is great, but the real treat is the commentator. I would really like to have Chebo do his best impression of this guy over an infamous video involving a laundry basket, a motorcycle helmet, and some basement stairs.

Hope You All Had A Great Weekend

Connie Chung Loses Her Mind...

Nice work Maury.

Anybody got some tweezers? How about a friggin weedeater?

"Talk To My Ass"

Please, God, Please! Strike this man down...

Somebody Shot Twinkle!

Warning - the above link has been associated with increased levels of "Dang!"
I sincerely wish I was only making this shit up. Not only is it absolutely true, it's on the FRONT PAGE of the Journal-Gazette this morning. Speaking of, this link will probably only be good for a couple of days before they archive it and shake you down for cash.
Okay, see you in another month or so! Hugs! Ciao!

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Glitter Alert: Hard Time

I think this will be the last sighting of this guy for about 3 years.

Worst Video Ever

I wish Dave would do this.....forever.

Wanna spice up your next birthday party?

PRESS RELEASE:

DAVID LEE ROTH -

AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES, BAR MITZVAHS, ANNIVERSARIES AND BACHELORETTE (AND BACHELOR) PARTIES.

MAKE YOUR PARTY THE HIT OF ALL PARTIES BY ENJOYING THE FORMER WILD MAN AS HE CASCADES THROUGH VAN HALEN HITS AND RELIVES THE OLD DAYS.

MR. ROTH IS ALSO EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED AT BALLOON ANIMALS AND HAS THE PROPER PERMITS FOR A SMALL TRAVELING PETTING ZOO.

COMING SOON...FOR YOUR ADULT COMEDY ENTERTAINMENT, EDDIE THE DRUNKEN CLOWN!!! DETAILS TO FOLLOW>>>

YOUR SUMMER ROTH REPORT....

I know who we are going to hire for this summer's block party!!! My favorite part is when he pretends like he is driving during the mandolin solo. I am thinking he will great next to the face painters and dunk tank.

Am I Wrong On Garfield?

Now I know that this is my second post on Garfield in a week, but this is getting under my skin. Why is there a movie for this cat? It's not funny. Think back, have you ever laughed at a Garfield comic? HA, a cat that likes lasagna, BRILLIANT! Where do the writers (I assume multiple as you can't ask just one person to continue to create such comedy) come up with this stuff?

No shit, this is today's comic strip, how is this funny, how can this go on, who is buying this shit?


Next step, a rally against Garfield...

I Know What You Were Asking: "Where's Daryl Hannah?"

Well buddy, you're in luck. She is busy as ever these days...

I can hear her agent now:

"Look Daryl, you haven't done shit in a few years and you want to get some press, right? Well, I don't have much to work with...AH! I've got it! Do you like farms? Ah, it doesn't matter, here's what I need you to do..."

OK, Bill Murray, What Gives?

I'm afraid this will count against you...

This Is Real

One of the sites I read has Dear Abby on it and I normally pay no attention, but this question facinated me:

DEAR ABBY: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay. (He is 15.) I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think? -- GRANDMOTHER IN MISSOURI

What's funny is this lady says "I have been thinking a lot about it lately" and all she came up with is cutting up his dick.

The Frogs said it best "Grandma in the corner with a dildo in her hand saying "no, no, no, no, no"

And Not A Moment Too Soon

Mullets are funny