Tuesday, March 21, 2006

But What About the Dog?


Here is another case where the media/news outlets missed the whole story and used this as another vehicle against the Bush administration.

Sources close to the story have just learned that it was in fact the Dog which will go by the name of "Rex" for security purposes. Apparently Rex had the same powers seen in the "Son of Sam" case back in the 70's. Rex was the mastermind of not only the dog torture, but also all the incidents at Abu Ghraib and Gitmo! "This dog has his paws wet in all of the nasty that is found in Iraq and the war on terrorism." said Dick Cheney. "At times, we couldn't control him, it was like a really bad dog, BAD DOG!" - Condi Rice.

I think we owe a big apology to Rumsfeld and team for the outstanding work they are doing and for god sake, that dog better not walk on my lawn!

Incidentally, the "son of Sam" actually has a website. Looks like he turned himself into a good robot. Where's your Messiah now?

http://www.forgivenforlife.com/

2 comments:

Michael B said...

I find it fascinating that David Berkowitz found redemption, and all he had to do was start up a sweet-sounding website.
In the spirit of such a turnaround, I give you the Gary Glitter born-again site, definitelynotakidtoucher.com

Michael B said...

Oh, and by the way, the dog is already in prison and her name is Lynndie England! HI-OOOOO! Lookout!