Friday, March 24, 2006
I'm Sorry, But This Room Is Clearly 67 Degrees. Good Day.
Conspicuously missing from the rider is freshly-squeezed baby's blood. Hmm.
Hey, did you guys hear he shot some dude?
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well, after reading the list, I can make a few assumptions. 1. Dick doesn't know how to use the light switches. 2. Not very eco friendly as all the wattage burns. 3. Microwave??? Is this in the event that he gets a bit "snackish" and wants to nuke a HotPocket? What about the pacemaker? He's gotta have one with his heart.
The thing i don't get is how he can read all of those newspapers and get on with the rest of his job. I mean, he's doing such a good job, where does he find the time?
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