This Is One Group That You Just Want To Leave Alone

If none of the participants have a problem with this and they do it in their own house while not bothering anybody, what's the problem? Frankly, if we didn't allow these dopes to castrate each other, imagine what they may do. Let this sleeping dog sleep.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU..........

To watch this WHOLE song (Chebo, I don't think even you can handle it). In the words of the immortal Ralph Wiggum, "tastes like burning."

Quiz Time: What Songs Would You Use And For What Products

Well, it's finally come to this for Mrs. Love. Not saying that I'm surprised, but I thought she could have held out a bit longer before she completely sold out her husband. So my question to you is what songs will they sell for what product lines? A few thoughts?

1. "Bleach" - Clorox
   
2. "All apologies" - Hallmark
3. "Beeswax" - Jim's Country Besswax and Ointments
4. "Dumb" - Hummer
5. Rape Me - "Shell Gas"
6. And soooo many more
   

Show Me On The Doll, SHOW ME ON THE DOLL!

The Catholic Church, come for the donations, stay for the groping.

HATEBEAK!

Always want to spread the word of musical innovation.

And The Cradle Will Rock!!!

"Somebody said, 'Fair warning!' Lord strike that poor boy down."

So Let Me Get This Straight, Promising To God Isn't Foolproof?

You know, I've always had a problem with the fact that when on the stand (in court) you "swear to tell the whole truth so help you God." What if you were an atheist? What if you did in fact not tell the truth? Does God get pissed off at you? But if he is all forgiving, you're in the clear right? Well, I'm sure this is the only instance where someone has lied under oath.

Sorry, a bit bitchy today. HANG THEM ALL!

Not The Avon Lady!

This thing must be a wonder around the kids. May I recommend the name(s):

ScratchAlot?
Don't Call Me Pussy?
Blooders?
Scratch and Bleed?
Mr. Whiskers?

We Gotta Get This Guy

Well, it sounds like this Saddam guy is really a threat to our very existence and should be stopped at all cost. Wait, what? We already did? hmmmmmm? Well, it's still his fault!

And To Think This Guy's Chances of Getting Laid IMPROVED Going To Wal-Mart Vs. Cancun

Some people just have too much time. Even on their break

Community Showers HERE I COME!

And to think that the cop got busted. Mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's good irony.

I still think the "biker" looks like Ben Stiller

Not Going To Comment As I Think The Artist Already Did

I for one will be going to the "opening" of this exhibit. Nothing quite like goin' to a birthin'

The Genius Reflects

AN EXCERPT FROM A RECENT MOVIE WEB INTERVIEW:

"Where did your catch phrase 'Get 'R Done' has been used everywhere; where did that come from?

Larry The Cable Guy: That came from radio; I was signing off and I said Get 'R Done. Believe it or not, I was on a really popular radio station in Tampa Bay and I called in and then I called in the next week; I would always sign off with Get 'R Done. And it was just something I made up on the spot and so I would sign off like that all the time. Well, the next thing you know, there's people saying Get 'R Done from hearing it on the radio. From there, I got syndicated and was doing this in about 20 radio stations across the country and it just caught on; I think it's pretty cool. I was actually in New York City this morning doing some press for the movie and I was pre-taping the Regis show, Regis and Kelly and Denzel Washington was in the room next to me. He walked by me and said 'Larry The Cable Guy - Get 'R Done!' I'm like 'What? That's Denzel Washington!' There's a part in the movie when I try to make a reservation under the name Denzel Washington, trying to get a good table; obviously, I don't look like Denzel Washington."


This is a small portion of the insight that you get from this interview. I didn't realize he didn't look like Denzel Washington. Seriously, that has to be hysterical. It just sounds SO funny!

Typhoon Larry?

Quite possibly one of the nastiest of all typhoons, the Typhoon Larry pictured here has some distinct characteristics:

1. Smells like a cross between Halls Mentho-Lyptus tabs and Pall Malls
2. Liver spot like markings
3. Tendency to only hit locations where Pop Culture is present
4. Big Saggy Balls!

And I Don't Think The Crying Will Help Matters

If it were me (which it wasn't, but could've been) I would rather jump in the crowd and smack an audience member for taking a picture rather than admit that I was having a bad day:
1. You get to stop the show
2. Think of the Press
3. You save face by not crying and admitting you are sucking at the moment
4. You get an escorted exit out of the venue (cops)

Patty, call me next time you get into a bind. I don't think you are considering all your options.

Well, If That's The Case, Consider Me Sentenced To "Life"

Kinda like saying you can't dry your clothes at the laundry mat.

I for one am scared straight and will only go to bars for coffee and scones.

Maybe This Is Why Katrina Happened?

This video is almost enough to make suburban white kids want to pull up their pants and start wearing their hats correctly.

Notice how quickly the lone voice of reason gets his soundbyte cut...

The Ninja community is sleeping good tonight

A story for you....

About 7 years ago, after a long night of poker, I turned on the TV at about 3:30am and found a TV show that would change my life forever. Two guys were selling swords and knifes to John Q. public. Not just pocket knifes, but the biggest and most dangerous knifes I've ever seen. Rambo shops with these guys!

The man in the picture is the incomparable Mr. Tom O'Dell. (why this guy isn't huge is beyond me) If you haven't seen show you owe it to yourself to watch it. It's called Cutlery Corner and it is without a doubt the best show on TV. You will thank me later. If you don't believe me, click on the link and watch the clip.

The truly scary thing is that for seven plus years these guys have been selling knifes on Saturday mornings (1:00am to 4:00am) WHO IN THE HELL BUYS KNIFES AT THAT HOUR?????? At least they aren't selling guns, not that they wouldn't if they could. From watching the clip, it appears they have their hands full with the swords.

Enjoy

tc

And one more Cyclone Larry...........