ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

I've heard about people having big balls. HOWEVER, I've never heard about balls like this.

I'm guessing the last words spoken in the meeting were, "Why the fuck not?"

Something is rotten in the state of Louisiana. (see what I did there?}

DYNOMITE!!!!!!!!!!

CAT FIGHT!

MEOW!

Got an idea, rather than get mad at others for your misfortune, stop jerking it in the men's public bathroom for starters.

Local Hero

So, what does his name tag say "Boob Inspector?"

And for the two fine women that actually let him in the house and proceeded with his "exam," I bet every door 2 door sales person is rushing over to those houses!

Lasted Much Longer Than I Thought

Atomic Punk, take me away!

Hmmm, Kinda Like Her Movie Career

"modest," "flat" and "lackluster"

As for the pict, I know that isn't julie, but it looks like her and that is sad

107th Post! Just Make Sure You Don't Wear The Caucasian After Labor Day

It seems that the first 500 or so orders were sent to a "Jame Gumb."

I can't tell you how surprised I'm not that this is a French idea. Sacre Bleu!

Chebo, Let's Rethink The Purpose of "The Knife Show"

If you think about it, who in their right mind would buy from these jokers, but now it is all too painfully obvious. These guys, while they look/act/talk like ignorant fucks are in fact, international drug smugglers using their 2 hour shows as an elaborate (or not) front to a much bigger operation.

Kudos to the "brains" behind "The Knife Show" You had us all snowed while you made millions...

Homey The Clown

Gilbert Gottfried Isn't Sexy?

Couldn't have gone to a better man. If you think about it, really think about it, you won't be able to come up with one good thing this guy has done.

Not one, no...

Holy Christ! Mission Accomplished

If the goal was aimed at "intimidating pupils and disrupting learning," I say they got an A for effort. Hell, that's bonus material.

Watch out Diprot!

...and GOD said unto thee, "You're out BITCH!"

It's good to see not all of these guys are molesting kids. Looks like this new breed of minister is into games with "balls".

I like the part where the kid knocked his glasses off. I wonder if he yelled, "N E R D S !"

Back at home in Illinois. With my sister.

100th Post!! Who Says The Government Is Slow?

Good thing I applied for my drivers license 35 years before I was born!

Congrats Mrs. / Mr.? Etheridge

Turkey baster stock has just gone up today!

Ohhhh, That's So Damn Hot

Sure, you get to see some genitals, but at what costs. My question to you is this:

Is it worse to look at a sears catalog or little Missy Rottencrotch's diseased snatch? Look at what we have become in this day of the internet. "Clean" pornography is abundant and we still go for the dirty of dirty.

Education or the lack thereof is to blame. I propose a class on logical internet pornography surfing.

Man Do I Love Sandwiches - But Man, Do I Hate Waiting

Sometimes, a man just gets powerful hungry, and he needs a damn sammich.

Besides, his defense/excuse is nothing if not air-tight.

Welcome Diprot!

I would like to take this time and personally welcome Diprot to this great blog of ours. For those that would like to add a few words, please do so. Diprot pictured on the right.

Diprot, who enjoys letting people feel his breasts "for comparison purposes only" will be a fine addition to the team.

Please join me in welcoming this fine addition!

CRUISE CONTROL?

How long until this whacko's head explodes? Chebo, I expect some kind of betting pool.

WTF?

I don't know how I got here, but I couldn't leave. Something is completely wrong with this guy...

RE: It DOESN'T Get Any Better Than This

Why yes it does...


This is a totally valid lawsuit. There was a smear campaign devised by the DEA that has left this gentleman unable to find speaking engagements. It was the internet that destroyed his good reputation. It had NOTHING to do with the fact that he accidentally shot off a weapon in a classroom full of children. For shame DEA, for shame.

SPRINGTIME EASTER SOUL SHAKING SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!