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AMAZING DISCOVERY!

An enormous Gene Simmons was spotted at a New Jersey bowling alley. Not to alarm, but this is without a doubt the largest Gene Simmons seen within the continental U.S. Patrons of the bowling alley were left unharmed and uneaten. The only minor injuries suffered were to various eardrums which were witness to the appalling cover of Dr. Love. There was also a handful of children mentally scarred after bowling too close to Gene's cod piece. All victims are expected to make a full recovery.

The images and video displayed on the link are not for those with a weak stomach. Viewer discretion is advised. In addition to The Gene Simmons there is also a freakishly small Ace Frehley. On a positive note, this was one of the first appearances in recent of Viv Savage from Spinal Tap portraying an engaging Eric Carr.

THE AGE OF ENLAUGHTERMENT: WHAT-A-COUNTRY!

Any article that starts off with: "There's a new Yakov Smirnoff in town," is worth posting.

NOTE: Do not click on link, the bastards at the Tribune require registration. Article can be viewed in the comments section.

Mr. Aunt Ester's Cover of the day!!!!

Watch the whole thing, I am warning you.

Good stuff, great voice and interesting choice of wrong chords.

This May Be Bad For My New Restaurant Idea

So, I guess "Big Smelly Vagina" is not a good name for my new eatery?

I Know I'm A Day Late, But...

Is this part of T's "Rolling Thunder" marketing campaign for his new show?

What is it with rappers and planes?

Again, you manage to beat the cops, beat the bullets, but you can't beat the flight attendants?

WORD!

Magic time, Turley style!

What do you think the real story is with his pet "serpentino?"

(Note: Serpentino is not visible in the picture with Ole' Lady Bush.)