I Know Denny's Food Sucks, Isn't This a Tad Extreme

Come for the food, stay for the lead shower.

3 Shootings in a week is almost a GrandSlam!

Gary Glitter Alert

Sorry, I just find this guy to be one of the dumbest people. I think the last thing he would want is another day in court. Remember, he could get the death penalty...

Happy St. Pats Day!

Well, I for one am not Irish, nor care to be. I think the thing that throws me off from wanting to be irish is two fold:

1. Food - You really don't say "boy, I could go for some irish food right now!"

2. Complexion - Too lightly skinned for my needs of being outside. I know I'm stereotyping here, but fuck it, it's our blog.

She Was Practically Beggin' For It

I personally am more than a little impressed that the dude was spry enough at 62 to vault a stockyard fence. You really can accomplish anything if you set your mind to it.

Not So Fast Frink!!!!

She loves GWB, just ask her Dad...

What About Counting Grass Clippings

My question is whether or not you put this on your resume'?

When Jessica Simpson Thinks You're an Idiot...

One must suck quite badly to have Mrs. Braintrust snub you. Maybe it's her new "project" that she is working on: (by the way, I'm not making this up)

"The blond star of the film "The Dukes of Hazzard" still plans to visit Washington on Thursday to lobby members of Congress on behalf of Operation Smile, a non-profit venture offering free plastic surgery for disadvantaged children overseas with facial deformities."

Hide Your Daughters, Fresh Meat In The Market

I can barely get out of bed over this. I'm just sick and tired of the heartbreak... And to such good people!

Be strong people, be strong

Eddie Clears The Air.

And everyone thought he just looked like shit and was standing next to a prostitute...For shame general public, for shame.

Brilliant.

Hammer Time

I have to admit that I didn't believe in the blog...I thought the blog was a waste of space, a silly little page where anybody can say anything about anything. No brains needed. It all seemed like political diatribes, struggling artists and kids talking about nothing. So it was with great trepidation that I accepted my role within "A New Low." I decided to research some more blogs, I was hoping to find some kind of validity, some kind of substance that would change my mind about the blog world.

And then, it hit me like a hammer....

Check out those shots of the Dallas airport! As if that wasn't enough, Mr. Hammer's open letter to Barry Bonds brought a tear to this newbie blogger's eye. Thanks for keeping it real Hammer, and as always thank you for being my guiding light.

Let the games begin.

Whammy!

Peter Tomarken from Press Your Luck fame died yesterday in a plane crash with his wife. Whammy was not available for comment.

Chef, Not You Too!?!?

Chef quits South Park over religious insensitivity. Apparently Isaac Hayes is a Scientologist. I thought this was funny:
"In an interview with Reuters late last year, Hayes talked about a foundation he formed to bring Scientology-based study techniques to disadvantaged inner-city schools, in partnership with fellow devotee Lisa Marie Presley.

Now there's a team with a dream!

Bill Napoli, Rape Aficionado

Asked to decide when it is legal to have an abortion, this Republican state senator from Idaho gave this eloquent info:

BILL NAPOLI: A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.

Doesn't this kind of remark sound creepy? I mean, he had to put some thought into this description. Makes it even more creepy when you think this guy is in charge of our wellbeing. Probably does his 6 hours a day working for the tax payers and then another 12 hours a day working on "snuff" movies.

Good work Idaho, you make us all proud. Jesus loves you more than the other states

Whacking Day, Texas Style

I thought only the Simpsons did something like this, but apparently many other folks in Texas have nothing better todo...

Go get 'em Tigers!