Now that the dust has settled...

It's time for Juice to get back to doing what he does best, comedy.

How High Can This Guy Make His Voice

Got the tow truck blues... Ester, some music please???

Everyone say a prayer for Leif....

I have a question, why are we paying AGAIN for this clown to go to a posh rehab center? At this point in the game I think the judge should raffle his ass off to prisoners in exchange for cartons of smokes and various kinds of lubricant. Those materials could be resold at a different prison to offset court costs...

WOW, This is Just Missing A Possessed Little Girl To Make A Great Movie

Sure, the fondling of little alter boys is a bad thing, but this guy is in the top 5!

A FACT OF LIFE: DVD RIP OFF.

Two words -

Where's Tootie?

Like people in Ohio don't have enough to deal with.

I have to side with the guy who got busted on this one.

Diprot, read this and take notes. I don't want to hear about you getting busted by some rogue cop. Although in Fremont, you might be able to get away from the Town Clowns. Hell, you could shoot someone, rob the bank and still get away on your John Deere.

Nothing runs like a Deere!

Come For The Questions, Stay For The Pick-up Lines

David Blaine, I Have A New Challenge For You

How about if we see how long you can stay hidden from the public eye? I hear the world record is close to 75 years, but I'm sure you can beat it.

Get 'em Tiger!

OH THE HUMANITY!

Come on Cali, buck up little guy. Everything is going to be fine. I bet if you had a way to make money off these little guys this wouldn't be happening, would it!

WOULD IT??

Remember when your parents told you that too much sun was a bad thing? California is petri dish full of the most messed up people proving your crazy Mom and Dad right. Thanks California, now I'll never cross my eyes again.

What A Bunch Of Hacks

I'm tired of people trash-talking Americans when Australians are just as bad.

Do these idiots not know that David Blaine is about to hold his breath under water for 9 WHOLE MINUTES!?!?!?!? Not to mention the fact that he's been underwater all frickin week.

A "gold mine." How adorable. Stupid jerk assholes.

Blessed Are The Toilets That Accept Our Pooh

May I propose a new saint? May I? Thank You.

Introducing Saint Christopher Lowell, saint of all things "Fabulous" and overall "TA-DA!"

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you, Ludwig Van NANCY!

How pathetic is this guy?

He actually found a way to lose respect from both sides on this one.
I've seen dogs handle their booze better than this guy.

I'm thinking that there are some missing pieces to this story. Ester and Frink, I need the two of you to fly to Germany as soon as possible to get to the bottom of this story. Mighty and Diprot, if they're not back in 3 days, go after them. If I don't hear from you guys three days after that, save me a seat at the bar.

PEACE Bitches! I mean that, I really do!