Somebody please stop Eddie Murphy

and Eddie Murphy from making these films.

Wow, and we all thought he was cool back in '83...

I Think We Need To Go

Judging on how bad all of these players are alone, if you do your math, four negatives = positive???

No???

Who opens up for these assholes?

My bet is Eddie dies on the tour (mid / late)

Jimi Would Have Wanted This Way

Mustache.

I'll Put my Horse Against Yours

Let's Race!

Borgnine vs. Vigoda!

Let's Get it ON!!!

Dead Pool Contestant #1 - 2007

Actor Ernest Borgnine is photographed at his home near Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, Calif. Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007. His 90th birthday is on Wednesday, January 24.(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

I do have to admit that he looks good, but I think he did some airbrushing. In particular, removing the feces from his hair was a nice touch.

I See No Issues

You're right, she's as healthy as a clam...

When I see her, I can't help but think about a description Kid Rock brought to my attention "Corn Fed Ho."

Prank or Dick Move?

You be the judge.

I'll just say that it's fun to see 2 "F" list celebrities competing, but I'm torn...