Do chickens go to heaven?

Two things were kind of shocking to me when I read this:

1) Where these people are from. I would have figured Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio or West Virginia

2) They were drinking? Come on, you have to be kidding me!

All I'm saying is, that chicken is in a better place now. He would have done it on his own, it's just that his wings weren't set up for pulling triggers.

RIP Chicken

Suspected?

"URUAPAN, Mexico (Reuters) - An armed gang of suspected drug traffickers wearing ski masks threw five human heads onto the dance floor of a bar in western Mexico on Wednesday in an apparent revenge killing, prosecutors said."

I think we can throw out all of the speculation on this one

Um...

Every prostitute ought to know, you never ever take a check. I hope her man gave her a good whipping after that one.

Crikey!

Farwell sweet prince...