Wanna spice up your next birthday party?

PRESS RELEASE:

DAVID LEE ROTH -

AVAILABLE FOR PARTIES, BAR MITZVAHS, ANNIVERSARIES AND BACHELORETTE (AND BACHELOR) PARTIES.

MAKE YOUR PARTY THE HIT OF ALL PARTIES BY ENJOYING THE FORMER WILD MAN AS HE CASCADES THROUGH VAN HALEN HITS AND RELIVES THE OLD DAYS.

MR. ROTH IS ALSO EXCEPTIONALLY TALENTED AT BALLOON ANIMALS AND HAS THE PROPER PERMITS FOR A SMALL TRAVELING PETTING ZOO.

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