Tuesday, June 13, 2006
I Know What You Were Asking: "Where's Daryl Hannah?"
Well buddy, you're in luck. She is busy as ever these days...
I can hear her agent now:
"Look Daryl, you haven't done shit in a few years and you want to get some press, right? Well, I don't have much to work with...AH! I've got it! Do you like farms? Ah, it doesn't matter, here's what I need you to do..."
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"Hey, give these people back the land that they......uh.....never owned in the first place!" When they get their SAG card it should come with a disclaimer that reads,
"We will not be held responsible for the large majority of the American public not giving a RAT'S FUCKING ASS what you think or believe anymore. Please understand that as an actor, your warped perception of reality in this country is only shared by the knobs who want to stalk you or have sex with you, or both."
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