In today's world, Phil would never have made it to lunch. When he returned his book to Ms. Brown, who by the way is a stripper-hot blonde, she would have her way with him. Then he would go home to brag to his Dad, who would say, "Atta boy, Phil!" His Mom, having overheard the conversation, would then press charges and ruin everything.
As a bald man in toady society, I find it offensive that say I should comb my hair before lunch. I haven't combed my hair since 1994. NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL AT ALL!
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In today's world, Phil would never have made it to lunch. When he returned his book to Ms. Brown, who by the way is a stripper-hot blonde, she would have her way with him. Then he would go home to brag to his Dad, who would say, "Atta boy, Phil!" His Mom, having overheard the conversation, would then press charges and ruin everything.
As a bald man in toady society, I find it offensive that say I should comb my hair before lunch. I haven't combed my hair since 1994. NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL AT ALL!
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