Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Stuck On You...
I don't know what's worse, getting stuck on a toilet seat or taking a shit at a Wal-Mart? To have them both happen is one sign of your "Personal Apocalypse."
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Tracking the absurd and disturbing
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Diprot always seems to move his bowels in Lowe's or Home Depot...
They do those bathrooms right. A man's store knows the importance of a good crapper.
department store, not so good...
Here is how it goes......when the choice is shitting in a Wal-Mart bathroom or your pants.....take Wal-Mart and bet the over. This one is a stone cold, dead nuts, sell your house and kids for extra money LOCK.
...as for getting your ass stuck to the seat, OH WELL. What are you going to do, stop to see if there is some glue on the seat or take your pants off like Brooke Burke just said, "You've got 5 mins.!"
I feel bad for the guy, but this story could have had a much, MUCH different "ending". (Pun intended)
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