POWNED!!!!1

I couldn't embed this one, so you'll have to just follow the link. Get off my case about it. Jerkface.

If you've ever been to a message board of any type, you will get this. Immediately.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Craig's press conference????

When Suicides Are Considered

This Sucks

So, this is what it sounded like the last time he was sober....

U.S.A! U.S.A!!!!

Now if we could just pay her to go after the real band...

Note: This picture was taken just moments before the assault, look how happy he was.

Next Up: Speeding Tickets at the Indy 500

Isn't This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

When asked who / what are you, the lego man said:
"I come in pieces"

sorry about that...

Lego Man

This is what happens when you flush things down the toilet!

I Like The Phrase "Terroristic Threatening"

I remember a day when you would go to work drunk and then they sent you home or maybe fire you. Now you are labeled a terrorist. I know what you are thinking, "yes, she fits the profile..."

In this photo submitted by the Lexington-Fayette County Jail in Kentucky, Sarah Mills is shown. Blue Grass Airport in Lexington, Ky., confirmed Monday, Aug. 6, 2007, that its public safety officers arrested Mills, 26, of Atlanta, Sunday on charges of terroristic threatening, alcohol intoxication and violating a government prohibition against being a crew member of an airplane while drunk. (AP Photo/Lexington-Fayette County Jail)

This is Number 2

Mines

Jim Breuer - Goatboy and the Stomach

Why Was I Not Called For This Study?!?!?

Reason number 437 whay dogs are better than cats

This one doesn't need a lot of set-up, just read and enjoy.

I did have one comment; you could have some real fun with cat nip in this place.

A special TSA bulletin....

Truly 'a new low.'

They should have tried a hare!

Really, these guys thought that a suitcase was the best vessel for transportation? "870 small turtles, two suitcases and I look like a terrorist.....NO PROBLEM!" You can't even a get a tube of toothpaste through our security. You mean to tell me that their version of the TSA is so bad, they thought they could get away with this? NOT GOOD!

Welcom to D - Town, BITCH!

Greetings from city that brought us the auto industry, the Motown sound and yours truly.

I took a little hiatus, however I am back and better than FRINK.

(I know, that's not saying much, but is does say something)

Worst. Suicide. Ever.

(Before everybody freaks out, let me say that this article isn't about Peter "Ralphie" Billingsley.)

Pay special attention to the second paragraph.

This dude absolutely sucked at killing himself. This was his third attempt - first he tried to slit his wrists with a KFC spork, then he pulled his car into a 747 hanger, closed the door behind him, and left it running.

Lovitz Whacks Dick

A new hero emerges...