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Thursday, July 19, 2007

Worst. Suicide. Ever.

(Before everybody freaks out, let me say that this article isn't about Peter "Ralphie" Billingsley.)

Pay special attention to the second paragraph.

This dude absolutely sucked at killing himself. This was his third attempt - first he tried to slit his wrists with a KFC spork, then he pulled his car into a 747 hanger, closed the door behind him, and left it running.