Okay, you know your career blows when...

The tag at the bottom says, "Mason has starred on Broadway and in films including "Caddyshack II."

The Jews for Jesus ought to sue him for that atrocity.

Chebo - I ask you which was worse: Caddyshack II or Cannonball Run II?

Now This is Rich!

I think I saw this story on Three's Company once. All a misunderstanding...

Caption Contest

PIER 1 PROJECTS RECORD THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS AMIDST BRISK THRONE SALES TO IMMIGRANTS

Retailer claims coordinating throw rugs and decorative straw bales are major factor in sales success.

An Absolute Comedy Master

He winds you up to think he's a bad impressionist, but at the very end BAM! Watch him knock out the crowd with an impression nobody on television has done before.

A true artist, I tip my hat to you MR. Gallagher.

Call in Old Dan and Little Ann - Tell 'Em They'll Be Workin' Late

Sometimes that raccoon he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a raccoon... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Drugs are Fun!

Caption Contest

Please submit your caption to this picture. If your caption is funny, you might win something. probably not, but do it!

A HA!

So now we know where all the anti American sentiment comes from...It was his angst with Bobby.

The Kids Are Alright

What Ever You Do, Don't Help Those That Need It!

Sleep Tight Kiddies

I think the only thing that kids who have to wear these PJs need protection from is their own parents.

No offense Ester, I know you have some for your daughter...

I Thought the Only Flavors Were "Cherry" and "Penis Butter"

Whatever you do, don't use the 1 twice!

This one of the funnier clips I've seen in a long time.

PS - Happy "belated" Birthday ProFrink !!

Now If He Would Only Drown In It

I've NEVER liked this guy

Update: On My Earlier Post on Terror Alerts

I think these two were framed!

You can tell by looking that these two are NOT GUILTY!

(I think I used to shoot pool with those guys!)

Don't fuck with the D-man

Or his playstation...

First Carmen and Dave...

I don't know how to go on. There is soooo much heartache in the world and when I hear that David Arquette can't make a relationship work, how can any of us?

Godspeed David and Courtney, godspeed

Chebo, I'm Adding To Your Ohio Guy Post

Now this is a party!

"This photo taken and released by the Columbus Police Department, shows the passenger seat side of Maurice Clarett's SUV after Clarett was arrested Wednesday, Aug. 9, 2006 in Columbus, Ohio. Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on the former Ohio State running back and finding four loaded guns in his sport utility vehicle, a police spokesman said. (AP Photo/Columbus Police Department)"

Let's Be Careful Out There

Just want to make sure everybody remains vigilant today and in the coming weeks. This blog has been identified to be at high risk of terrorist activities and at no time, should we let our guard down.

If you feel like blogging today, please practice extreme caution and wear a helmet.

We are only a few months away from a very important election, expect more TERROR!!!