Call in Old Dan and Little Ann - Tell 'Em They'll Be Workin' Late

Sometimes that raccoon he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a raccoon... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.