This shit is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Ipod.....Headphones.......Grocery store, man - that shit is whack! I present a new face, a new mind, a new genius in the world of comedy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Willie Nelson !!!!

FRINK -

Since you won't listen to me, maybe you will listen to Bea Arthur, Betty White, that southern whore lady and Estelle Getty about the evils of drugs.

Do chickens go to heaven?

Two things were kind of shocking to me when I read this:

1) Where these people are from. I would have figured Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio or West Virginia

2) They were drinking? Come on, you have to be kidding me!

All I'm saying is, that chicken is in a better place now. He would have done it on his own, it's just that his wings weren't set up for pulling triggers.

RIP Chicken

Suspected?

"URUAPAN, Mexico (Reuters) - An armed gang of suspected drug traffickers wearing ski masks threw five human heads onto the dance floor of a bar in western Mexico on Wednesday in an apparent revenge killing, prosecutors said."

I think we can throw out all of the speculation on this one

Um...

Every prostitute ought to know, you never ever take a check. I hope her man gave her a good whipping after that one.

Crikey!

Farwell sweet prince...

New Car or Daddy Walks? Hmmmm...

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you, because the other day I was kind of dumbfounded."

Kienow, whose father will have to take some time off work for surgery on both of his knees, said she hasn't decided what to do with the money.

"I'd like to take care of my parents, since they always took care of me," she said. "But I feel like he wanted me to buy something for myself, and there's a Jeep that I've had my eye on for a while."

No Comment

Okay, you know your career blows when...

The tag at the bottom says, "Mason has starred on Broadway and in films including "Caddyshack II."

The Jews for Jesus ought to sue him for that atrocity.

Chebo - I ask you which was worse: Caddyshack II or Cannonball Run II?

Now This is Rich!

I think I saw this story on Three's Company once. All a misunderstanding...

Caption Contest

PIER 1 PROJECTS RECORD THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS AMIDST BRISK THRONE SALES TO IMMIGRANTS

Retailer claims coordinating throw rugs and decorative straw bales are major factor in sales success.

An Absolute Comedy Master

He winds you up to think he's a bad impressionist, but at the very end BAM! Watch him knock out the crowd with an impression nobody on television has done before.

A true artist, I tip my hat to you MR. Gallagher.

Call in Old Dan and Little Ann - Tell 'Em They'll Be Workin' Late

Sometimes that raccoon he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a raccoon... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Drugs are Fun!

Caption Contest

Please submit your caption to this picture. If your caption is funny, you might win something. probably not, but do it!

A HA!

So now we know where all the anti American sentiment comes from...It was his angst with Bobby.

The Kids Are Alright

What Ever You Do, Don't Help Those That Need It!

Sleep Tight Kiddies

I think the only thing that kids who have to wear these PJs need protection from is their own parents.

No offense Ester, I know you have some for your daughter...