He's Got My Vote

I heard about Bloomberg's announcement today, so I went to Project VoteSmart to see what he was all about - if he was truly independent. He's not on the site yet, but, while there, I stumbled upon this lil' fella. I don't think there's any way I could not vote for him. Please check out his NPAT comments and his website.

Mmm...tastes like democracy.

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Nothing More Needs To Be Said

(L-R) Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil and Mick Mars of Motley Crue. Legendary heavy metal band Motley Crue filed a 20 million dollar lawsuit against of their managers in Los Angeles on Monday, accusing him of "greed" and poor career guidance(AFP/Getty Images/File/Donald Bowers)

How far we fall...

Your Tax Dollars HARD at Work

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

a Little Fight

Generators are Fun

Take that Michael Moore!

Jackie Mason unleashing a 5 minute diatribe against liberal agitator and film maker, Michael Moore. I have not seen Jackie this fired up since that one scene in Caddyshack 2, you know the one I am talking about.

Even birds have formed an opinion on Bush:

They Don't Call Detroit "HockeyTown" for Nothin'!

This is a pretty entertaining 911 call from a guy who has got THE FEAR. Around the five minute mark he exposes himself as a true Wing's fan.

We Could Learn Something Here

What Led Hasselhoff to Drink

Simpsons Fans, Read the Comments

Exhibit A: The Douche Bag

Apparently, this guy was dating a girl online which he later believed to be a robot girl. Watch his big feat of strength around 2min 30 seconds. I present to you, The Friday Douche Bag.

Good Times

Why Not?

Comedy sensors...overloaded...
Can't...come up with...poop/pee joke...fast enough...
Not sure if..."too soon" for...Va. Tech joke...
Level of absurdity...too great...

A Brilliant Prank

Doctors are People Too

A Good Horse

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)

Don't Be Panic

I was directed to this site from WebMD. True story.

And by "true," I mean "false."

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This is Kinda Your Job

Now we all know I have problems with this administration and this is typically not the vehicle to vent my frustrations, but this is a gem...

"Why has it been so difficult to convince you that your agency should protect the environment?"

Seems Like the Vatican and White House Have the Same Writer

sorry for the gay reference Chebo, I know how it makes you feel "funny."

More Interesting Factoids on 420

I did not know...

Drano Opens a New Office

Right next to this crazy "long tangly haired Ho"

I'd like to also add that I'm resigning from this post due to my post

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE....

Let the healing begin.

Alec Baldwin, class act...

Here is a voice mail message he left for his daughter yesterday...My favorite is, "and I don't give damn that you are 12 years old or 11 years old or that you are a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass..." or "you are a rude, thoughtless little pig." Thanks to TMZ and Kim Basinger for this little celebrity gem.

Bow Wow!

Ensuring Pooh Joke Quota is Met

G's Up, Ho's DOWN (1930-2007)

Have a Nice Weekend

LARPin' La Vida Loca

I am officially obsessed with this film. I gotta frickin see it.



Frink, I would wager my Tunic of Reckoning against your Boots of Despair that the third orc from the left in that one battle sequence was YOU. What say you?

Don't Show Me Your Hose

A Damned Shame Is What It Is

Just when we had finally gotten over Darren McGavin. Shit. Let me officially put Zack "Scut Farkus" Ward on the death watch list.

God Bless Keith Richards

"I snorted my father."

Was He The Baby?

If so, he was truly the foundation of that show

A PSA from the that gem sweater weirdo

Makes My Fur Erect

Greetings fellow Trekkies

Check out the deep breath before the double time section.

March is National Women's History Month!

Sometimes you have to take one for the team. Say, for example, that one of your anonymous friends, whose nickname rhymes with "Rebo," desperately wants to know what happens when you Google "Pee Standing Up." I've got your back, sir.

Frink and Yuk, because I care about your happiness!

Guys, just remember we are all with you in this time of need. I mean, I'm not going to call you or be seen in public with you or even talk about you, BUT I will say, "Isn't it a shame about those two gay brothers in Chicago!"

GOOD LUCK

Somebody takes their American Idol a little too seriously...

Only in Wisconsin and Maybe Indiana

Diprot, any comments?

Ewwwww

I heard chebo did this with his "pee-pee"

Zhou Guizhen, who is 86-years-old, shows one of her bound feet where the bones in the four small toes were broken and forced underneath the foot over a period of time, at her home in Liuyi village in China's southern Yunnan Province, February 2007. Villages in China where women with bound feet survive are increasingly rare but the millennium-old practice nevertheless took almost four decades to eradicate after it was initially banned in 1911.(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

Call it "Wishful Thinking"

Michael Anthony, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer

Slow News Day, So...

I noticed it's been a while since anyone posted, so I thought I would offer this interesting link.

Oh, and just to fill the quotas: Crap, fart, boobs, retard, Van Halen.

You all stink!

Warmest Regards,

m

Fagina, Thanks for the Memories

Didn't See This Coming

John Popper - Army of One

I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding. He was probably getting ready to go squirrel hunting.

Music was just better in the 80's.

...And Die.

Now This Is A Great Return!

If I had any idea you could deposit this stuff, I would have made more interest than Trump.

AVERT YOUR EYES!

She was always giving...

the bar mitzvah boy is obviously gay. It was sweet of her to bring that reality to the table. (Dad seems pretty gay too.)

Chebo, It's Time Your Parents Come Clean

I smell a new category for the Oscars...

GO FLY A KITE......it means something different in Pakistan!

A Way to Insure Nobody Will Wear the Same Dress to a Party

Nice "Fun Domes"

Clown Killers!

Nobody laughs when a clown goes down

Britney Is A Dead Crazy Chick

I'm putting her on my Dead Pool list

Well, that didn't last long...

Falling George Bush

This is kinda fun...

Hint, you can use your mouse to throw him around as well.

The New Look Of NAMBLA

Do Rebuplicans Have A Sense of Humor? Seriously

Best Ever Golf Instruction Video

Look, I'm like you. I golf, but hey, we can all be better. So when I get an e-mail promising to make me the golf star that is hidden in me, I don't just click, I punch the link! So I get to the page and it starts to grab my interests. Apparently my swing is to blame and it's not my clubs (chebo / Yuck, you could learn a lot here)

But it wasn't until I reach the bottom of the page that I really felt convinced that this was the DVD lesson I so desperately needed. That was until this guy showed up --------------------------------->

Look at the power, look at the grace, this guy is truly the king of kings

Hiccup, Kill Me. Hiccup, Kill Me.

If I have hiccups for more than 15 minutes I start to go shitty.

Remember kids.....VOTE!

I'M BACK!

Fun Little Site

Cafferty puts it in perspective...

Changing the subject...

Maybe he shouldn't be around kids...

In Memorium

That Health Nut?!?!?!

Quite possibly the biggest break for Anna's baby

The New And Improved Ku Klux Klan!

No longer limited to hating jews and african-americans...

Only In America.......

Glitter Alert!

It's fun to turn a blind eye on someone's bad deeds when it's "Lunar New Year prison amnesty" day.

So you F'd a couple of kids, well the calendar says you're not that bad

"It turns out, I'm not gay after all..."

Good ole' Teddy boy was just "role playing" and after all it was only one man that he slept with, so clearly he's not gay. And just because he purchased methamphetamines doesn't mean he USED them.

Nice!

Proving that no matter who you are / what you do, you can still be bat shit crazy...

Don't look at the TV kids.

GraaaGaGaGaGaGaGaGa!

Tell me you can't hear it...


Oh and this is priceless:
"Two years ago, Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie "Scream" were arrested for "aggressive begging," the L.A. Times reported."

Kiefer gets some Dick.

Watch Andy get kicked out of the limo. Is it too late to put him into the death pool?

Toga, Toga, Toga 2000!

People of the world heed this warning. If this movie is released, the enemies will be emboldened. Emboldened enemies are bad...

And NAMBLA Rejoiced

What the eff?!?

I know what you're thinking. How cute! Daddy taped a firework to his kid's skateboard so he could make pretty sparks while he skates. I'm positive if this kid would have listened to his dad they would still be picking his teeth out of a frickin' mailbox.

"I'm going to make a dildo of my c*ck and f*ck her with it."

More Screech...

Bible Lesson

Given the state of the world today and all of the filth that comes with it (this site included,) I think we need a little churchin' up. Enjoy!

Scotty Don't!

With this post, could someone please officially remove Scott Baio from the "Already Dead" list and place him on the "When He Does Actually Die, We May Not Know For Months or Even Years" list.

“At that moment I knew our relationship would soon begin to crumble. Pamela had finally gone Hollywood – or whatever it is that happens when a woman becomes a hot celebrity.” Well, Chachie, "whatever it is that happens" can be summarily defined as "she becomes every worn-out, filthy, Hep-C-ridden rocker's jizz dumpster."

This is not to say that I don't still want Charles In Charge of me. I mean the dude is just plain dreamy.

Somebody please stop Eddie Murphy

and Eddie Murphy from making these films.

Wow, and we all thought he was cool back in '83...

I Think We Need To Go

Judging on how bad all of these players are alone, if you do your math, four negatives = positive???

No???

Who opens up for these assholes?

My bet is Eddie dies on the tour (mid / late)

Jimi Would Have Wanted This Way

Mustache.

I'll Put my Horse Against Yours

Let's Race!

Borgnine vs. Vigoda!

Let's Get it ON!!!

Dead Pool Contestant #1 - 2007

Actor Ernest Borgnine is photographed at his home near Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, Calif. Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007. His 90th birthday is on Wednesday, January 24.(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

I do have to admit that he looks good, but I think he did some airbrushing. In particular, removing the feces from his hair was a nice touch.

I See No Issues

You're right, she's as healthy as a clam...

When I see her, I can't help but think about a description Kid Rock brought to my attention "Corn Fed Ho."

Prank or Dick Move?

You be the judge.

I'll just say that it's fun to see 2 "F" list celebrities competing, but I'm torn...