Scotty Don't!

With this post, could someone please officially remove Scott Baio from the "Already Dead" list and place him on the "When He Does Actually Die, We May Not Know For Months or Even Years" list.

“At that moment I knew our relationship would soon begin to crumble. Pamela had finally gone Hollywood – or whatever it is that happens when a woman becomes a hot celebrity.” Well, Chachie, "whatever it is that happens" can be summarily defined as "she becomes every worn-out, filthy, Hep-C-ridden rocker's jizz dumpster."

This is not to say that I don't still want Charles In Charge of me. I mean the dude is just plain dreamy.