Clown Killers!

Nobody laughs when a clown goes down

Britney Is A Dead Crazy Chick

I'm putting her on my Dead Pool list

Well, that didn't last long...

Falling George Bush

This is kinda fun...

Hint, you can use your mouse to throw him around as well.

The New Look Of NAMBLA

Do Rebuplicans Have A Sense of Humor? Seriously

Best Ever Golf Instruction Video

Look, I'm like you. I golf, but hey, we can all be better. So when I get an e-mail promising to make me the golf star that is hidden in me, I don't just click, I punch the link! So I get to the page and it starts to grab my interests. Apparently my swing is to blame and it's not my clubs (chebo / Yuck, you could learn a lot here)

But it wasn't until I reach the bottom of the page that I really felt convinced that this was the DVD lesson I so desperately needed. That was until this guy showed up --------------------------------->

Look at the power, look at the grace, this guy is truly the king of kings

Hiccup, Kill Me. Hiccup, Kill Me.

If I have hiccups for more than 15 minutes I start to go shitty.

Remember kids.....VOTE!

I'M BACK!

Fun Little Site

Cafferty puts it in perspective...

Changing the subject...

Maybe he shouldn't be around kids...

In Memorium

That Health Nut?!?!?!

Quite possibly the biggest break for Anna's baby

The New And Improved Ku Klux Klan!

No longer limited to hating jews and african-americans...

Only In America.......

Glitter Alert!

It's fun to turn a blind eye on someone's bad deeds when it's "Lunar New Year prison amnesty" day.

So you F'd a couple of kids, well the calendar says you're not that bad

"It turns out, I'm not gay after all..."

Good ole' Teddy boy was just "role playing" and after all it was only one man that he slept with, so clearly he's not gay. And just because he purchased methamphetamines doesn't mean he USED them.

Nice!

Proving that no matter who you are / what you do, you can still be bat shit crazy...

Don't look at the TV kids.

GraaaGaGaGaGaGaGaGa!

Tell me you can't hear it...


Oh and this is priceless:
"Two years ago, Mr. Incredible, Elmo the Muppet and the dark-hooded character from the movie "Scream" were arrested for "aggressive begging," the L.A. Times reported."

Kiefer gets some Dick.

Watch Andy get kicked out of the limo. Is it too late to put him into the death pool?

Toga, Toga, Toga 2000!

People of the world heed this warning. If this movie is released, the enemies will be emboldened. Emboldened enemies are bad...

And NAMBLA Rejoiced

What the eff?!?

I know what you're thinking. How cute! Daddy taped a firework to his kid's skateboard so he could make pretty sparks while he skates. I'm positive if this kid would have listened to his dad they would still be picking his teeth out of a frickin' mailbox.

"I'm going to make a dildo of my c*ck and f*ck her with it."

More Screech...

Bible Lesson

Given the state of the world today and all of the filth that comes with it (this site included,) I think we need a little churchin' up. Enjoy!

Scotty Don't!

With this post, could someone please officially remove Scott Baio from the "Already Dead" list and place him on the "When He Does Actually Die, We May Not Know For Months or Even Years" list.

“At that moment I knew our relationship would soon begin to crumble. Pamela had finally gone Hollywood – or whatever it is that happens when a woman becomes a hot celebrity.” Well, Chachie, "whatever it is that happens" can be summarily defined as "she becomes every worn-out, filthy, Hep-C-ridden rocker's jizz dumpster."

This is not to say that I don't still want Charles In Charge of me. I mean the dude is just plain dreamy.

Somebody please stop Eddie Murphy

and Eddie Murphy from making these films.

Wow, and we all thought he was cool back in '83...

I Think We Need To Go

Judging on how bad all of these players are alone, if you do your math, four negatives = positive???

No???

Who opens up for these assholes?

My bet is Eddie dies on the tour (mid / late)

Jimi Would Have Wanted This Way

Mustache.

I'll Put my Horse Against Yours

Let's Race!

Borgnine vs. Vigoda!

Let's Get it ON!!!

Dead Pool Contestant #1 - 2007

Actor Ernest Borgnine is photographed at his home near Coldwater Canyon in Beverly Hills, Calif. Wednesday, Jan. 17, 2007. His 90th birthday is on Wednesday, January 24.(AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)

I do have to admit that he looks good, but I think he did some airbrushing. In particular, removing the feces from his hair was a nice touch.

I See No Issues

You're right, she's as healthy as a clam...

When I see her, I can't help but think about a description Kid Rock brought to my attention "Corn Fed Ho."

Prank or Dick Move?

You be the judge.

I'll just say that it's fun to see 2 "F" list celebrities competing, but I'm torn...

Wacky DJ Time!!!

Kudos to not only hurt someone's feelings, but to also kill them (toilet flush sound followed by a clip of the song "Wipeout.")

The Best I Could Do

Plenty of newsworthy stories these days - swingin' Saddam, new congress, Gerald Ford, etc., but this is quite possibly the greatest piece I have ever seen. I do, however, have the tendency to exaggerate. For example, this is the longest sentence I have EVER typed. But I digress. My point is that Old Ladies + Wieners = Great Fun. Fact.

Happy New Year

Question:

Does this happen at most dead president's memorial services?

One more post for the godfather....

I FEEL DEAD !

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas!

Isn't This Par for the Course?

Merry Christmas Bitches

Smile, It's Friday!

I'd like to know how she was planning to pull off her "threat." I think porno is in her deck of cards for the future. (not with the dog)

Morning!

An Update --

Nice work Nut...

I haven't picked on the Indians for a while.......

I Don't Even Try This With My Dogs

Let me get this straight, you slap the gator in the face a few times and THEN you stick your arm in?

Look, I Don't Like Soy, but this is Extreme for Me

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them. "

Yuk, don't you eat a lot of soy??? It's fine with me and now some of my questions are being answered

I Love Comedy Clubs and the Justice They Serve

I Know What I'm Going to be for Halloween

Do your research Chebo-

Women have been publicly farting for years. Observe.

That must have been a good one!

This is methane gas; it's what makes girls cry and boys laugh.

Come on girls, do you really think we don't know that you drop ass, float air biscuits, squeeze one out, let one slip, blow the horn, clear the chamber, rip one, call safety, blow an O-ring, shit your pants..................FART!

I hope this poor lady helped you all learn a lesson. There is nothing wrong with farting, unless your Steve Lantz, then you have a real problem! I say let it fly and hope it doesn’t stink. The only time you shouldn't let one go is if you think that there might be a chance that you will shit your pants.

Don't be an ass, just pass gas!

Look what the dick did...

Andy Dick, always on the cutting edge of comedy.

Red Star Belgrade vs. PAOK Thessaloniki....one for the ages!

I know they said that international basketball was catching up with the US game, but I had no idea they would copy our game so literally!

I Thought That Sounded Familiar...

Sorry I couldn't make with the funny, just thought this sounded real neat. It's like when you find a button, and it would just be such a shame to throw it away, because maybe somebody could use that button...

JOURNEY ROCKS MODERATELY SOFT-CORE!!!!

I'm Getting One. Watch the WHOLE Thing

Not the best...

...but he made the save!

Here is one from the "W T F" file

I'm not sure what they could be after here, but I can't wait until the first guy gets busted.

Looking for something special for the gift giving season?

How-a-bout a Smell Gibson?

Then, What is Love?

I just don't know where to turn and learn about love...

Bob Kearns...helping you make up your mind!

WOW.........I wonder if Bob let's blacks and jews live in his little town.

If people like this are allowed to fire people for not thinking the same way he does, than kids, I've got a news flash for you....

I'm moving to Canada...........at least my beer will stay cold and the football fields are 10 yards longer. That's more football for you money!

I'm a Blaineiac

Finally some closure

This guy really puts a perspective on things.

And I think out of all the criticism that Michael Richards has gotten, this line from a kid on youtube, in a Misfits t-shirt, will hit the hardest:

"The other day at the Laugh Factory you did not do a good job, you did a bad job."


(Can anyone tell me why he filmed this in his shower?)

This is the best......

...these two guys are the biggest losers. Talk about fighting like little girls. Then one of the guys brother gets involved. You have to see this.

You've Got To See This

I just found this.

YES!

AN UPDATE...

God bless the internet and a little phrase called "caught on tape."

Cosmo Kramer, who knew?

A brilliant little piece with some insightful remarks from the wonderful Paul Rodriguez.

What an Asshole...

Mouthfull : Jackie Bibby, aka "The Texas Snakeman," holds in his mouth ten 2 ft. 6-inch-long western diamondback rattlesnakes for 12.5 seconds without any assistance to set a new Guinness World Record for Most Live Rattlesnakes Held In Mouth. (AFP/Tim Clary)


Does this go on a resume'?

Chebo Missed His Calling

HE'S STILL GOT IT!!!

For all that you do.....

I would like to take this time to point out a portion of our society that gets very little credit for what they do for me and you. Stupid people, you are the glue that helps the rest of us get through this crazy little mixed up world. You have no regard for personnel safety, you laugh in the face of…..well….everything, you’re stupid, you don’t care who knows and if given enough booze, you will do just about anything we tell you to as long as the reward is more booze.

I say, THANK YOU !

Some people will read this and say, “You’re just picking on people that don’t know any better.” I say, “I’m finding the good in something that otherwise is considered….not good!” Stupid people are just that, PEOPLE, like you and me, just more stupider!

Here is a picture that showcases stupid people and all that they do for us on a daily basis. Thanks guys, you make me laugh.

Chebo, We Need To Talk!

My kind of journalism