I am officially obsessed with this film. I gotta frickin see it.
Frink, I would wager my Tunic of Reckoning against your Boots of Despair that the third orc from the left in that one battle sequence was YOU. What say you?
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As written in the good book "Tobril," you should know better than to query the battlefield participants.
For your crimes, you are to be sent to the Nine Hells until you find the Bleak Eternity of Gehenna. There, you will know what to do...
Another note, how many times do you think you hear this on the battle field "Hey, I got you!" said the dwarf. "No, you didn't, I had a shield of frost cast!" said the Wizard. "No you didn't!" said the...
The sad part is that here is a group of people fantasizing about war and bloodshed, but no military recruiter will approach them. Or future girlfriend...
I absolutely love the sheer bitchiness of the dude in the "Blair Witch" style night-vision scene. I have to know: Does he get his comeuppance!?!
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