So Long 2007, You Were A Real TREAT!

So That's How Wine is Made

I knew it was a painstaking process, but damn!!!

Who's Watching This With Me?

It's No White Snake

Happy Holidays

Wacky...

Tracy, keepin' it real after a night of 'sobriety' in Chicago... 'We don't call it 30 rock, we call it dirty rock.' Very cutting edge. Wait till his impression at the end of the piece, sheer genius.

Guess Who ?

With the holidays approaching...

A little volunteer work goes a long way. Here are some helpful tips!

Mommy, My Toys Taste Like Shame and Regret...

We are officially a nation of funkillers and busybodies. What's next? Are they gonna take away my ecstasy-flavored Play-Doh?

What Will Happen To His Career?

Vincent 'Don Vito' Margera is shown in this August 2006 booking photograph released by the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department, Monday, Aug. 27, 2007. Margera, uncle of MTV's 'Viva La Bam' star Bam Margera, now faces 12 felony counts of violating his bail conditions in addition to charges of fondling three young girls. Margera was convicted Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2007, on two counts of sexual assault on a child. (AP Photo/Jefferson County Sheriff, file)

Talent like this should be above the law

ALRIGHTY THEN !

I guess it's finally time to release the much anticipated, "Chebos Guide to Drinking in Moderation!"

That Dog Looks Silly

Somebody lost their job on this night...

Okay, so I have been reading nothing but good reviews on the new incarnation of Van Halen, and was happy to see that Ed was in better shape. Not sure I believe that DLR is singing like he used to after what Frink and I witnessed a few years ago, BUT the reviews have been very positive.

Apparently, the other night their playback keyboard to Jump was run at the wrong speed. In a word, ouch.

The magic man strikes again!

Genius! When is he gonna bring back Hanz and Franz? That sh!t was dope!

Just so you can keep in touch w/ #5

Didn't We See This Movie?

Number 5 Alive!

And outsourced

I thought the goal was peace?

I foresee bad things coming out of this. Very bad things.

Since When Did These Things Come With Pacifiers?

I really like my new Mr. Potato Head, but he keeps "loving" everything in my house. Where is that damn rave music coming from!?!?

Also, for those wondering what to wear for Halloween, may I recommend the nice outfit on the right? Really put a lot of effort into that one. Should be proud. A real showcase. Probably going to win the contest for best costume provided the bed sheet ghost doesn't show.

Who is Don Piano?

Does the World Really Need This?

Have we collectively said as a nation, that the Foreman grill didn't satisfy our needs? Why, oh why?


P.s. The reason why I used Mike Tyson for the picture is that this blog is about eating meat and Tyson tried to eat Holyfield. It's funny on so many levels!

Cho!

God bless the beloved heckler...

A timeless art.

Freedom Tower Debate

Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

With a Name Like "Killacycle"...

So smart to have come up with the concept
So dumb to show it off on a sidewalk next to a full parking lot

I knew it, I knew there was something wrong with those things!

ProFrink, I'm sorry to report this, I just know how much you like your "special shoes" and malls. Please be careful!

HOW BLUE I AM

I love you Michigan, but I's got's ta call em as I see em!

This is me poking fun at myself...enjoy

Glitter Alert!

POWNED!!!!1

I couldn't embed this one, so you'll have to just follow the link. Get off my case about it. Jerkface.

If you've ever been to a message board of any type, you will get this. Immediately.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy.

Craig's press conference????

When Suicides Are Considered

This Sucks

So, this is what it sounded like the last time he was sober....

U.S.A! U.S.A!!!!

Now if we could just pay her to go after the real band...

Note: This picture was taken just moments before the assault, look how happy he was.

Next Up: Speeding Tickets at the Indy 500

Isn't This a Sign of the Apocalypse?

When asked who / what are you, the lego man said:
"I come in pieces"

sorry about that...

Lego Man

This is what happens when you flush things down the toilet!

I Like The Phrase "Terroristic Threatening"

I remember a day when you would go to work drunk and then they sent you home or maybe fire you. Now you are labeled a terrorist. I know what you are thinking, "yes, she fits the profile..."

In this photo submitted by the Lexington-Fayette County Jail in Kentucky, Sarah Mills is shown. Blue Grass Airport in Lexington, Ky., confirmed Monday, Aug. 6, 2007, that its public safety officers arrested Mills, 26, of Atlanta, Sunday on charges of terroristic threatening, alcohol intoxication and violating a government prohibition against being a crew member of an airplane while drunk. (AP Photo/Lexington-Fayette County Jail)

This is Number 2

Mines

Jim Breuer - Goatboy and the Stomach

Why Was I Not Called For This Study?!?!?

Reason number 437 whay dogs are better than cats

This one doesn't need a lot of set-up, just read and enjoy.

I did have one comment; you could have some real fun with cat nip in this place.

A special TSA bulletin....

Truly 'a new low.'

They should have tried a hare!

Really, these guys thought that a suitcase was the best vessel for transportation? "870 small turtles, two suitcases and I look like a terrorist.....NO PROBLEM!" You can't even a get a tube of toothpaste through our security. You mean to tell me that their version of the TSA is so bad, they thought they could get away with this? NOT GOOD!

Welcom to D - Town, BITCH!

Greetings from city that brought us the auto industry, the Motown sound and yours truly.

I took a little hiatus, however I am back and better than FRINK.

(I know, that's not saying much, but is does say something)

Worst. Suicide. Ever.

(Before everybody freaks out, let me say that this article isn't about Peter "Ralphie" Billingsley.)

Pay special attention to the second paragraph.

This dude absolutely sucked at killing himself. This was his third attempt - first he tried to slit his wrists with a KFC spork, then he pulled his car into a 747 hanger, closed the door behind him, and left it running.

Lovitz Whacks Dick

A new hero emerges...

Not For Jesus Anymore

LaDell Alexander displays a rock with an image resembling Elvis Presley, circled, July 12, 2007, in Estes Park, Colo. Placed next to the rock is a photo of Elvis Presley. Alexander, 60, plans to sell it on eBay on the 30th anniversary of Presley's death. (AP Photo/The Coloradoan, Mariwan Hama-Saeed)

LMFAOROTF

Too Soon?

They Bought Their Tickets...

And on the bass....

Very funny.

We Can Only Hope

Back From The Dead!

Remember that one movie where you said stuff? That was AWESOME!

Craigslist, Wonderful Craigslist...

He's Got My Vote

I heard about Bloomberg's announcement today, so I went to Project VoteSmart to see what he was all about - if he was truly independent. He's not on the site yet, but, while there, I stumbled upon this lil' fella. I don't think there's any way I could not vote for him. Please check out his NPAT comments and his website.

Mmm...tastes like democracy.

m

Nothing More Needs To Be Said

(L-R) Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Vince Neil and Mick Mars of Motley Crue. Legendary heavy metal band Motley Crue filed a 20 million dollar lawsuit against of their managers in Los Angeles on Monday, accusing him of "greed" and poor career guidance(AFP/Getty Images/File/Donald Bowers)

How far we fall...

Your Tax Dollars HARD at Work

"The truth of the matter is it would have never come to my attention if it was dismissed at the time it was proposed," he said. "In fact, the Pentagon has used it repeatedly and subsequently in an effort to promote non-lethal weapons, and in fact they submitted it to the highest scientific review body in the country for them to consider."

a Little Fight

Generators are Fun

Take that Michael Moore!

Jackie Mason unleashing a 5 minute diatribe against liberal agitator and film maker, Michael Moore. I have not seen Jackie this fired up since that one scene in Caddyshack 2, you know the one I am talking about.

Even birds have formed an opinion on Bush:

They Don't Call Detroit "HockeyTown" for Nothin'!

This is a pretty entertaining 911 call from a guy who has got THE FEAR. Around the five minute mark he exposes himself as a true Wing's fan.

We Could Learn Something Here

What Led Hasselhoff to Drink

Simpsons Fans, Read the Comments

Exhibit A: The Douche Bag

Apparently, this guy was dating a girl online which he later believed to be a robot girl. Watch his big feat of strength around 2min 30 seconds. I present to you, The Friday Douche Bag.

Good Times

Why Not?

Comedy sensors...overloaded...
Can't...come up with...poop/pee joke...fast enough...
Not sure if..."too soon" for...Va. Tech joke...
Level of absurdity...too great...

A Brilliant Prank

Doctors are People Too

A Good Horse

A photo released by police on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 shows a horse standing next to a sleeping man in the foyer of a bank in the east German village of Wiesenburg on Monday, April 23, 2007. The obviously drunken man tried to rest with his horse in the bank's entrance, when passers-by called the police who could convince the man and horse to leave the bank. (AP Photo/Police Handout)

Don't Be Panic

I was directed to this site from WebMD. True story.

And by "true," I mean "false."

m

This is Kinda Your Job

Now we all know I have problems with this administration and this is typically not the vehicle to vent my frustrations, but this is a gem...

"Why has it been so difficult to convince you that your agency should protect the environment?"

Seems Like the Vatican and White House Have the Same Writer

sorry for the gay reference Chebo, I know how it makes you feel "funny."

More Interesting Factoids on 420

I did not know...

Drano Opens a New Office

Right next to this crazy "long tangly haired Ho"

I'd like to also add that I'm resigning from this post due to my post

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE....

Let the healing begin.

Alec Baldwin, class act...

Here is a voice mail message he left for his daughter yesterday...My favorite is, "and I don't give damn that you are 12 years old or 11 years old or that you are a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass..." or "you are a rude, thoughtless little pig." Thanks to TMZ and Kim Basinger for this little celebrity gem.

Bow Wow!

Ensuring Pooh Joke Quota is Met

G's Up, Ho's DOWN (1930-2007)

Have a Nice Weekend

LARPin' La Vida Loca

I am officially obsessed with this film. I gotta frickin see it.



Frink, I would wager my Tunic of Reckoning against your Boots of Despair that the third orc from the left in that one battle sequence was YOU. What say you?

Don't Show Me Your Hose

A Damned Shame Is What It Is

Just when we had finally gotten over Darren McGavin. Shit. Let me officially put Zack "Scut Farkus" Ward on the death watch list.

God Bless Keith Richards

"I snorted my father."

Was He The Baby?

If so, he was truly the foundation of that show

A PSA from the that gem sweater weirdo

Makes My Fur Erect

Greetings fellow Trekkies

Check out the deep breath before the double time section.

March is National Women's History Month!

Sometimes you have to take one for the team. Say, for example, that one of your anonymous friends, whose nickname rhymes with "Rebo," desperately wants to know what happens when you Google "Pee Standing Up." I've got your back, sir.

Frink and Yuk, because I care about your happiness!

Guys, just remember we are all with you in this time of need. I mean, I'm not going to call you or be seen in public with you or even talk about you, BUT I will say, "Isn't it a shame about those two gay brothers in Chicago!"

GOOD LUCK

Somebody takes their American Idol a little too seriously...

Only in Wisconsin and Maybe Indiana

Diprot, any comments?

Ewwwww

I heard chebo did this with his "pee-pee"

Zhou Guizhen, who is 86-years-old, shows one of her bound feet where the bones in the four small toes were broken and forced underneath the foot over a period of time, at her home in Liuyi village in China's southern Yunnan Province, February 2007. Villages in China where women with bound feet survive are increasingly rare but the millennium-old practice nevertheless took almost four decades to eradicate after it was initially banned in 1911.(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

Call it "Wishful Thinking"

Michael Anthony, Rock and Roll Hall of Famer

Slow News Day, So...

I noticed it's been a while since anyone posted, so I thought I would offer this interesting link.

Oh, and just to fill the quotas: Crap, fart, boobs, retard, Van Halen.

You all stink!

Warmest Regards,

m

Fagina, Thanks for the Memories

Didn't See This Coming

John Popper - Army of One

I'm sure it's a simple misunderstanding. He was probably getting ready to go squirrel hunting.

Music was just better in the 80's.

...And Die.

Now This Is A Great Return!

If I had any idea you could deposit this stuff, I would have made more interest than Trump.

AVERT YOUR EYES!

She was always giving...

the bar mitzvah boy is obviously gay. It was sweet of her to bring that reality to the table. (Dad seems pretty gay too.)

Chebo, It's Time Your Parents Come Clean

I smell a new category for the Oscars...

GO FLY A KITE......it means something different in Pakistan!

A Way to Insure Nobody Will Wear the Same Dress to a Party

Nice "Fun Domes"

Clown Killers!

Nobody laughs when a clown goes down

Britney Is A Dead Crazy Chick

I'm putting her on my Dead Pool list

Well, that didn't last long...

Falling George Bush

This is kinda fun...

Hint, you can use your mouse to throw him around as well.

The New Look Of NAMBLA