Wednesday, December 06, 2006

That must have been a good one!


This is methane gas; it's what makes girls cry and boys laugh.

Come on girls, do you really think we don't know that you drop ass, float air biscuits, squeeze one out, let one slip, blow the horn, clear the chamber, rip one, call safety, blow an O-ring, shit your pants..................FART!

I hope this poor lady helped you all learn a lesson. There is nothing wrong with farting, unless your Steve Lantz, then you have a real problem! I say let it fly and hope it doesn’t stink. The only time you shouldn't let one go is if you think that there might be a chance that you will shit your pants.

Don't be an ass, just pass gas!

2 comments:

Pro Frink said...

I've been known to force a jet to land by my farts.

only difference is that I'm not on the plane.

HOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAA!

chebo said...

farts are funny