Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Orbitz Travel Tips


For those of you planning some Intergalactic Travel this coming holiday season, don't drink and fly. If you do, here's some good guidelines dependent on your race/kind:

http://www.lawyers.ca/exobac.htm

Live Long & Prosper Bitches!

2 comments:

Pro Frink said...

I have a few problems with this. This guy clearly identifies where alcohol DOESN'T stick, but where does it stick?

Also, his hypothosis that Klingons have more bone is also false. Everyone knows that they have more of a extoskeleton than humans, but that can't be considered bone as calcium doesn't synthesize well in zero gravity conditions.

Geez, I see why you posted this. Cleary this guy is out of his mind. I wrote him to let him know of his mistakes.

NUT said...

I got a formula for this guy.

Number of women you will have sex with in your lifetime = number of women encountered over lifetime x attraction factor.

Here is a table of common attraction factors:
Bradd Pitt (2) - Don't ask me how he can sleep with twice as many women as he encounters....just know that he can.

Average Male (.01) - One in a hundred may be a little high, but keep in mind this is an average.

Terran BAC Douche (.000000000000000000000001) - I'm postive that one is high because I ran out of room for the zeros.