The reason I'm going to the Canadian Army is as follows:
1. They know who the enemy is.
2. They have a plan to defeat this enemy.
3. I want to help them defeat this enemy.
Also, some of you reading this should think about joining as well. With the knowledge you posses of the enemy, you could enroll as officers.
We stand on gaurd for thee!
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Excellent post, Chebo. I read the story initially because I thought the Canadian Army was actually equiping gophers with miniature bazookas. Although I was upset by the false advertisement, I was amused by the actual story. I should have known it had something to do with marijuana.
As I'm sitting here watching Dancing with the Stars, I belive that I am uniquely qualified for this opportunity.
I will need the following items (delivered via weekly air drops)to ensure a successful mission:
- 20,000 oz of cheetos
- 1 crate of various chocolates
- peanuts for fuck's sake
- Anything in a salted chip
This is just the beginning, Chebo will compile the lists for the AV equipment.
Over and out!
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