Wednesday, October 04, 2006

I Blame Al Qaeda


I read/watched your little dramatization post, Frink, and I think that after these revelations, you may be in for a little dose of something I like to call "humble pie." NOT a la mode. And, after that, it's straight to bed, mister.

What this article fails to reveal is that Rep. Foley was also a victim of Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami, 9/11, 3 or 4 school shootings, the genocide in Darfur, the Titanic, the Bataan Death March, Paris Hilton's hacked cell phone scandal, Teapot Dome, chronic halitosis, the Challenger disaster, the Texas A&M bonfire, the LA Riots, Tienanmen Square, and anorexia. He also has ADD.

4 comments:

Pro Frink said...

I stand corrected. I'm sorry for pointing fingers and laughing at this now tragic story.

I heard that his mother smoked while he was in the womb. That'll fuck anyone up... We are living in a ticking time bomb people!

Pro Frink said...

BTW, what is the deal with the eddie murphy pict? Did he touch Foley? SHOW ME ON THE DOLL, WHERE DID HE TOUCH YOU!

Michael B said...

EDITORS NOTE -

Who is Eddie Murphy? I thought that was Foley.

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Pro Frink said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I get it, it's because he's black right?