My official submission for Frink's contest: Candy Pants
"Girl, I can imagine that you are oh - so very sweet. I wouldn't even give you a chance to take off your pants. I'd eat the seat. Hey Candy Pants, let's climb the ladder of romance."
I thought that the manimal in the background WAS Candypants. When I could muster up the strength to scream between bouts of gagging and uncontrollable laughter, I said, "There she is! Right behind you! Eat her already! Go ahead! Forget about the zipper!"
3 comments:
"You're such a honeydripper, that i'll forget about your zipper"
Did anyone else catch that our secretary of state is now a backup dancer in a tawdry video?
I thought that the manimal in the background WAS Candypants. When I could muster up the strength to scream between bouts of gagging and uncontrollable laughter, I said, "There she is! Right behind you! Eat her already! Go ahead! Forget about the zipper!"
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