Chebo, I know you like to bring up stories about Indiana like the claw hammer or other "redneckian" conduct, but let us not forget where I live.
This is brilliant and I can't wait to see what happens next. It's obvious that we are working with a professional.
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redneckian--
hahaaa!
:)
Unfortunately, in rural Indiana, over fifty percent of the people and eighty percent of the vehicles look like they might be involved in one way or another with a traveling carnival. Its gonna be a real bitch tracking that thing down.
While I agree that reporting the dude's teeth as "missing" is fantastic writing, whoever spent all day on this crap and came up with "Merry-go-GONE" should accidently drink anti-freeze and shit themselves to death.
If I stole guns, drugs, money or cigarettes, I could find a way to push it or make it work in my favor. HOWEVER, a merry-go-round? How and who do you sell or trade that too? Rouge playground bullies? Have they stole enough milk money to pay a tootless wonder to pull this off? If I were the police, I would keep an eye kids with names like Brutus, Spike, Biff or Farkus. (that was for Diprot and Nut!)
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