Tuesday, May 09, 2006
David Blaine, I Have A New Challenge For You
How about if we see how long you can stay hidden from the public eye? I hear the world record is close to 75 years, but I'm sure you can beat it.
Get 'em Tiger!
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FRINK -
I could never figure out who actually likes this guy and then I read this:
"Linda Brady, of New York City, brought along a boom box and loudly played Jennifer Lopez's "My Love is All I Have." Bl
Stupid ISP crash...Take fucking two....
FRINK -
I could never figure out who actually likes this guy and then I read this:
"Linda Brady, of New York City, brought along a boom box and loudly played Jennifer Lopez's "My Love is All I Have." Blaine appeared to respond by bopping to the beat.
"I just love him," Brady said. "He has a creative mind just like me, and he's crazy just like me."
It all makes sense now.
That's it, I nominate David Blaine to be the poster boy for "A New Low" for one year. Then every year after this, we'll nominate and vote on a new face of our cause. I think Blaine has brought everyone and everything to a "new low", making him a shoe in to win.
Chebo, while i think you are on to something here, I caution you from making your pick so quickly. Surely there are other candidates that we should consider. For instance, Tom Cruise?
Now I'm not saying Cruise is better, I'm just saying that we need to think this thing thru...
I know what your saying, and I agree; Tom Cruise is nuttier than squirrel turds. However, he at least makes movies, which in turn makes him money. This Blaine character provides us with nothing and still makes money. He just sits in ice or stands on a pole or floats in water. He at least tried to break the record for holding his breath. Unfortunately, we had to endure 6 days of bullshit to watch 7 minutes of pure failure. (I guess I did smile today when I found out he failed, however I also smile when I fart. We all know that if you could make money by farting, Frink would be living a house made of gold right now.)
So let me at least say this, he is a nominee, and as far as I'm concerned, a front-runner.
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