An enormous Gene Simmons was spotted at a New Jersey bowling alley. Not to alarm, but this is without a doubt the largest Gene Simmons seen within the continental U.S. Patrons of the bowling alley were left unharmed and uneaten. The only minor injuries suffered were to various eardrums which were witness to the appalling cover of Dr. Love. There was also a handful of children mentally scarred after bowling too close to Gene's cod piece. All victims are expected to make a full recovery.
The images and video displayed on the link are not for those with a weak stomach. Viewer discretion is advised. In addition to The Gene Simmons there is also a freakishly small Ace Frehley. On a positive note, this was one of the first appearances in recent of Viv Savage from Spinal Tap portraying an engaging Eric Carr.
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ok, i've gone thru this site (and you should too) and found some very interesting notes:
This is an interesting question "Ace" had answered while we was wearing that very make-up...
WORST THING KISS HAS EVER DONE: No disrespect to Singer & Thayer, but having "Anyone" other than the original members wear the original makeup & costumes is a desecration!! Design new outfits/makeup or shed it all together if orignal members are not involved.
A few observations. I was amazed at the drummer's ability to turn Detroit Rock City into a foxtrot. I saw Gene get a sandwich and a pop out of the vending machines and consume both without missing a note. How do they keep him from eating that tasty little Ace morsel? Finally, I couldn't tell if Paul's arms sported tattoos or just clumps of dense hair.
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