Sorry guys, this is too important to add a link, and I only have a short time. Tell me this isn't a coincidence:1. The two biggest collegiate championships were won by Texas and Florida...
2. Tom Delay steps down...
3. Bret Michaels SURVIVES an assassination attempt...
4. Jerry Garcia's toilet goes missing...
5. I totally got a really bad splinter in my left index finger this morning. Ouchie...
Gentleman, it's time to act. Get Eddie to a secure location and meet at the rendezvous point. The password is "toodles." I'm gonna be a little late - I have a conference call and I've already moved it, like, twice. Godspeed, and save me a cookie.
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The kitchen is on fire, I repeat, the kitchen is on fire! Weasels everywhere and the dog catcher is dead.
Cheese is the ultimate goal now.
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