WWJB (What Would Jesus Bomb?)

Don't know about you, but Jesus would make a hell of a good bomber pilot. Now that I type this, the question that comes thru my head is whether Jesus enjoys one military branch over another:

Army: Not bad, been around for ages, but the engineer part doesn't fit him.

Navy: Water into wine is HOT!

Marines: Way too macho, doesn't enjoy getting wet (walks on water)

Air Force: I think it was in revelations where it talks about Jesus' plan for the "Flying Sandal of Death." Bush even mentioned it in his last State of the Union. Still needs to be vetted out, but be warned terrorists!

Overall, I don't think he fits perfectly in to any of the forces as he isn't hip on the hair requirements. Jesus was a hippy