Question:

Does this happen at most dead president's memorial services?

One more post for the godfather....

I FEEL DEAD !

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Merry Christmas!

Isn't This Par for the Course?

Merry Christmas Bitches

Smile, It's Friday!

I'd like to know how she was planning to pull off her "threat." I think porno is in her deck of cards for the future. (not with the dog)

Morning!

An Update --

Nice work Nut...

I haven't picked on the Indians for a while.......

I Don't Even Try This With My Dogs

Let me get this straight, you slap the gator in the face a few times and THEN you stick your arm in?

Look, I Don't Like Soy, but this is Extreme for Me

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them. "

Yuk, don't you eat a lot of soy??? It's fine with me and now some of my questions are being answered

I Love Comedy Clubs and the Justice They Serve

I Know What I'm Going to be for Halloween

Do your research Chebo-

Women have been publicly farting for years. Observe.

That must have been a good one!

This is methane gas; it's what makes girls cry and boys laugh.

Come on girls, do you really think we don't know that you drop ass, float air biscuits, squeeze one out, let one slip, blow the horn, clear the chamber, rip one, call safety, blow an O-ring, shit your pants..................FART!

I hope this poor lady helped you all learn a lesson. There is nothing wrong with farting, unless your Steve Lantz, then you have a real problem! I say let it fly and hope it doesn’t stink. The only time you shouldn't let one go is if you think that there might be a chance that you will shit your pants.

Don't be an ass, just pass gas!

Look what the dick did...

Andy Dick, always on the cutting edge of comedy.

Red Star Belgrade vs. PAOK Thessaloniki....one for the ages!

I know they said that international basketball was catching up with the US game, but I had no idea they would copy our game so literally!

I Thought That Sounded Familiar...

Sorry I couldn't make with the funny, just thought this sounded real neat. It's like when you find a button, and it would just be such a shame to throw it away, because maybe somebody could use that button...

JOURNEY ROCKS MODERATELY SOFT-CORE!!!!

I'm Getting One. Watch the WHOLE Thing

Not the best...

...but he made the save!

Here is one from the "W T F" file

I'm not sure what they could be after here, but I can't wait until the first guy gets busted.

Looking for something special for the gift giving season?

How-a-bout a Smell Gibson?

Then, What is Love?

I just don't know where to turn and learn about love...

Bob Kearns...helping you make up your mind!

WOW.........I wonder if Bob let's blacks and jews live in his little town.

If people like this are allowed to fire people for not thinking the same way he does, than kids, I've got a news flash for you....

I'm moving to Canada...........at least my beer will stay cold and the football fields are 10 yards longer. That's more football for you money!

I'm a Blaineiac

Finally some closure

This guy really puts a perspective on things.

And I think out of all the criticism that Michael Richards has gotten, this line from a kid on youtube, in a Misfits t-shirt, will hit the hardest:

"The other day at the Laugh Factory you did not do a good job, you did a bad job."


(Can anyone tell me why he filmed this in his shower?)

This is the best......

...these two guys are the biggest losers. Talk about fighting like little girls. Then one of the guys brother gets involved. You have to see this.

You've Got To See This

I just found this.

YES!

AN UPDATE...

God bless the internet and a little phrase called "caught on tape."

Cosmo Kramer, who knew?

A brilliant little piece with some insightful remarks from the wonderful Paul Rodriguez.

What an Asshole...

Mouthfull : Jackie Bibby, aka "The Texas Snakeman," holds in his mouth ten 2 ft. 6-inch-long western diamondback rattlesnakes for 12.5 seconds without any assistance to set a new Guinness World Record for Most Live Rattlesnakes Held In Mouth. (AFP/Tim Clary)


Does this go on a resume'?

Chebo Missed His Calling

HE'S STILL GOT IT!!!

For all that you do.....

I would like to take this time to point out a portion of our society that gets very little credit for what they do for me and you. Stupid people, you are the glue that helps the rest of us get through this crazy little mixed up world. You have no regard for personnel safety, you laugh in the face of…..well….everything, you’re stupid, you don’t care who knows and if given enough booze, you will do just about anything we tell you to as long as the reward is more booze.

I say, THANK YOU !

Some people will read this and say, “You’re just picking on people that don’t know any better.” I say, “I’m finding the good in something that otherwise is considered….not good!” Stupid people are just that, PEOPLE, like you and me, just more stupider!

Here is a picture that showcases stupid people and all that they do for us on a daily basis. Thanks guys, you make me laugh.

Chebo, We Need To Talk!

My kind of journalism

Frink -

Didn't your Mom spank you straight too?

A Shade Intense

I'd hate to see what would happen if this kid doesn't clean his room

Do they still consider it a sport?

I've heard of "rigging" an event or stacking the odds in your favor, HOWEVER...this is pushing it a bit.

Uh Oh Frankie

Actor Frankie Muniz, center, and friends attend the Los Angeles Fashion Week Rock & Republic party held at Area nightclub Wednesday, Oct. 18, 2006 in West Hollywood, Calif. (AP Photo/Phil McCarten)

Frankie = Gay?

You Decide by only using the caption above and the picture on the right.

I mean really, who sticks to the name "frankie?" Frankie says relax!

Do the math people!

For All You Porn Lovers - Jerry Lewis Upskirt VID!

2 minutes and 39 seconds of pure pain.

I Need A Little Help!

I have to pick a costume before Halloween and I'm torn between these two costumes. Any help would be appreciated.

Vegas Would Become My Mecca

They Just Taste Better

Why isn't this guy in jail or dead?

I'm joining the Army, the Canadian Army!

The reason I'm going to the Canadian Army is as follows:

1. They know who the enemy is.
2. They have a plan to defeat this enemy.
3. I want to help them defeat this enemy.

Also, some of you reading this should think about joining as well. With the knowledge you posses of the enemy, you could enroll as officers.

We stand on gaurd for thee!

Hairdresser!!!

I think I'm in love

Where's Johnson?

See if you can find "Johnson" in this picture. Winners get discounts on Oscar Myer Franks.

Damn, She's Hot!

Her goal in life is to get back to her birth weight.

Just 70 cents a day can feed these poor children...

Fuck this fucking contest!

I got your fucking caption! Frink is the fucking bear and I'm in the damn ass swing, left hanging there waiting for someone to post an entry in the last piss fuckin' ass caption contest! Hallelujah......HOLY SHIT! Where's the tylenol?!

Um, I Forgot What I Wanted To Say...

Where are the Cheetos? And put Cartoon Network on!

Oh, um, good news...

Caption Contest!!!

Um... WTF?!?! Bear looks like it's enjoying the moment

Ha, Ha, Ha, Biff...

Orbitz Travel Tips

For those of you planning some Intergalactic Travel this coming holiday season, don't drink and fly. If you do, here's some good guidelines dependent on your race/kind:

http://www.lawyers.ca/exobac.htm

Live Long & Prosper Bitches!

I Blame Al Qaeda

I read/watched your little dramatization post, Frink, and I think that after these revelations, you may be in for a little dose of something I like to call "humble pie." NOT a la mode. And, after that, it's straight to bed, mister.

What this article fails to reveal is that Rep. Foley was also a victim of Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami, 9/11, 3 or 4 school shootings, the genocide in Darfur, the Titanic, the Bataan Death March, Paris Hilton's hacked cell phone scandal, Teapot Dome, chronic halitosis, the Challenger disaster, the Texas A&M bonfire, the LA Riots, Tienanmen Square, and anorexia. He also has ADD.

I'll leave the Indians alone after this. I promise.

I think the guy running the radio is the one in the thriller video. But he's not the star this time!

Brilliant

Sorry to get political on ya, but these guys deserve some credit for the "dramatization."

For those that aren't aware of Rep. Foley, please look at the front page of ANY newspaper.

Good thing we don't outsource entertainment.

Call me when this guy is dead....

....because that is the next time I'll give a shit.

How does the old saying go, "17 strikes and you're OUT!" News flash, this guy has been out since WHAM! While we're at it, if anyone could work out a way to make sure that Fred Durst is involved in some way, shape or form.....that would be great! Maybe Fred could be giving Geroge some "luvin" in the car, and then George would "finish" and then Fred would get some "luv" in his eye and bumb the wheel and George "kill" them both. Is that possible? Ester, you know some people right?

Help me do this, all we need is.......FAITH!!!!!!!

Whackin' Carl Monday

As funny as it was to see Michael Cooper beating off in a library, I am glad somebody went after this investigative turd.

It's Amazing He Lived As Long As He Did

Shut up and read ladies!

Hi Guys, ScreEEEEEEECH!

I wish this wasn't real, but to see a news story put "Dirty Sanchez" in its article is priceless...

For Chebo -

This shit is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Ipod.....Headphones.......Grocery store, man - that shit is whack! I present a new face, a new mind, a new genius in the world of comedy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Willie Nelson !!!!

FRINK -

Since you won't listen to me, maybe you will listen to Bea Arthur, Betty White, that southern whore lady and Estelle Getty about the evils of drugs.

Do chickens go to heaven?

Two things were kind of shocking to me when I read this:

1) Where these people are from. I would have figured Kentucky, Indiana, Ohio or West Virginia

2) They were drinking? Come on, you have to be kidding me!

All I'm saying is, that chicken is in a better place now. He would have done it on his own, it's just that his wings weren't set up for pulling triggers.

RIP Chicken

Suspected?

"URUAPAN, Mexico (Reuters) - An armed gang of suspected drug traffickers wearing ski masks threw five human heads onto the dance floor of a bar in western Mexico on Wednesday in an apparent revenge killing, prosecutors said."

I think we can throw out all of the speculation on this one

Um...

Every prostitute ought to know, you never ever take a check. I hope her man gave her a good whipping after that one.

Crikey!

Farwell sweet prince...

New Car or Daddy Walks? Hmmmm...

"I've been waiting on him for about three years," Kienow said. "We'd just talk across the bar he's a really nice guy. I hope he comes back in so I can tell him thank you, because the other day I was kind of dumbfounded."

Kienow, whose father will have to take some time off work for surgery on both of his knees, said she hasn't decided what to do with the money.

"I'd like to take care of my parents, since they always took care of me," she said. "But I feel like he wanted me to buy something for myself, and there's a Jeep that I've had my eye on for a while."

No Comment

Okay, you know your career blows when...

The tag at the bottom says, "Mason has starred on Broadway and in films including "Caddyshack II."

The Jews for Jesus ought to sue him for that atrocity.

Chebo - I ask you which was worse: Caddyshack II or Cannonball Run II?

Now This is Rich!

I think I saw this story on Three's Company once. All a misunderstanding...

Caption Contest

PIER 1 PROJECTS RECORD THIRD QUARTER EARNINGS AMIDST BRISK THRONE SALES TO IMMIGRANTS

Retailer claims coordinating throw rugs and decorative straw bales are major factor in sales success.

An Absolute Comedy Master

He winds you up to think he's a bad impressionist, but at the very end BAM! Watch him knock out the crowd with an impression nobody on television has done before.

A true artist, I tip my hat to you MR. Gallagher.

Call in Old Dan and Little Ann - Tell 'Em They'll Be Workin' Late

Sometimes that raccoon he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a raccoon... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Drugs are Fun!

Caption Contest

Please submit your caption to this picture. If your caption is funny, you might win something. probably not, but do it!

A HA!

So now we know where all the anti American sentiment comes from...It was his angst with Bobby.

The Kids Are Alright

What Ever You Do, Don't Help Those That Need It!

Sleep Tight Kiddies

I think the only thing that kids who have to wear these PJs need protection from is their own parents.

No offense Ester, I know you have some for your daughter...

I Thought the Only Flavors Were "Cherry" and "Penis Butter"

Whatever you do, don't use the 1 twice!

This one of the funnier clips I've seen in a long time.

PS - Happy "belated" Birthday ProFrink !!

Now If He Would Only Drown In It

I've NEVER liked this guy

Update: On My Earlier Post on Terror Alerts

I think these two were framed!

You can tell by looking that these two are NOT GUILTY!

(I think I used to shoot pool with those guys!)