Hairdresser!!!

I think I'm in love

Where's Johnson?

See if you can find "Johnson" in this picture. Winners get discounts on Oscar Myer Franks.

Damn, She's Hot!

Her goal in life is to get back to her birth weight.

Just 70 cents a day can feed these poor children...

Fuck this fucking contest!

I got your fucking caption! Frink is the fucking bear and I'm in the damn ass swing, left hanging there waiting for someone to post an entry in the last piss fuckin' ass caption contest! Hallelujah......HOLY SHIT! Where's the tylenol?!

Um, I Forgot What I Wanted To Say...

Where are the Cheetos? And put Cartoon Network on!

Oh, um, good news...

Caption Contest!!!

Um... WTF?!?! Bear looks like it's enjoying the moment

Ha, Ha, Ha, Biff...

Orbitz Travel Tips

For those of you planning some Intergalactic Travel this coming holiday season, don't drink and fly. If you do, here's some good guidelines dependent on your race/kind:

http://www.lawyers.ca/exobac.htm

Live Long & Prosper Bitches!

I Blame Al Qaeda

I read/watched your little dramatization post, Frink, and I think that after these revelations, you may be in for a little dose of something I like to call "humble pie." NOT a la mode. And, after that, it's straight to bed, mister.

What this article fails to reveal is that Rep. Foley was also a victim of Hurricane Katrina, the tsunami, 9/11, 3 or 4 school shootings, the genocide in Darfur, the Titanic, the Bataan Death March, Paris Hilton's hacked cell phone scandal, Teapot Dome, chronic halitosis, the Challenger disaster, the Texas A&M bonfire, the LA Riots, Tienanmen Square, and anorexia. He also has ADD.

I'll leave the Indians alone after this. I promise.

I think the guy running the radio is the one in the thriller video. But he's not the star this time!

Brilliant

Sorry to get political on ya, but these guys deserve some credit for the "dramatization."

For those that aren't aware of Rep. Foley, please look at the front page of ANY newspaper.

Good thing we don't outsource entertainment.

Call me when this guy is dead....

....because that is the next time I'll give a shit.

How does the old saying go, "17 strikes and you're OUT!" News flash, this guy has been out since WHAM! While we're at it, if anyone could work out a way to make sure that Fred Durst is involved in some way, shape or form.....that would be great! Maybe Fred could be giving Geroge some "luvin" in the car, and then George would "finish" and then Fred would get some "luv" in his eye and bumb the wheel and George "kill" them both. Is that possible? Ester, you know some people right?

Help me do this, all we need is.......FAITH!!!!!!!

Whackin' Carl Monday

As funny as it was to see Michael Cooper beating off in a library, I am glad somebody went after this investigative turd.

It's Amazing He Lived As Long As He Did

Shut up and read ladies!

Hi Guys, ScreEEEEEEECH!

I wish this wasn't real, but to see a news story put "Dirty Sanchez" in its article is priceless...

For Chebo -

This shit is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Ipod.....Headphones.......Grocery store, man - that shit is whack! I present a new face, a new mind, a new genius in the world of comedy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Willie Nelson !!!!

FRINK -

Since you won't listen to me, maybe you will listen to Bea Arthur, Betty White, that southern whore lady and Estelle Getty about the evils of drugs.