I Thought the Only Flavors Were "Cherry" and "Penis Butter"

Whatever you do, don't use the 1 twice!

This one of the funnier clips I've seen in a long time.

PS - Happy "belated" Birthday ProFrink !!

Now If He Would Only Drown In It

I've NEVER liked this guy

Update: On My Earlier Post on Terror Alerts

I think these two were framed!

You can tell by looking that these two are NOT GUILTY!

(I think I used to shoot pool with those guys!)

Don't fuck with the D-man

Or his playstation...

First Carmen and Dave...

I don't know how to go on. There is soooo much heartache in the world and when I hear that David Arquette can't make a relationship work, how can any of us?

Godspeed David and Courtney, godspeed

Chebo, I'm Adding To Your Ohio Guy Post

Now this is a party!

"This photo taken and released by the Columbus Police Department, shows the passenger seat side of Maurice Clarett's SUV after Clarett was arrested Wednesday, Aug. 9, 2006 in Columbus, Ohio. Clarett was arrested early Wednesday after a highway chase that ended with police using Mace on the former Ohio State running back and finding four loaded guns in his sport utility vehicle, a police spokesman said. (AP Photo/Columbus Police Department)"

Let's Be Careful Out There

Just want to make sure everybody remains vigilant today and in the coming weeks. This blog has been identified to be at high risk of terrorist activities and at no time, should we let our guard down.

If you feel like blogging today, please practice extreme caution and wear a helmet.

We are only a few months away from a very important election, expect more TERROR!!!

In this case, "Worthless Nut" is true!

I know I'm a Michigan fan and I know what you are thinking, but you are wrong. This kid had it all. He started for the Buckeyes as a freshman and won a national title in one of the great championship games of all time. If he stayed in college ONE more year, he's in the NFL right now. Instead....."…four loaded guns, a bottle of vodka and a HATCHET!" I'm sorry but the hatchet is the clincher for me. I know guys with loaded guns and booze in their cars......NONE OF THEM and I mean NONE, had a hatchet.

LOOK......all I'm saying is this, if this kid had gone to Michigan, he'd be "RICH BITCH"! OSU sucks, always has, always will. This school is starting to make Miami of the 80's look like a catholic school. (Mike, that was for you!)

So I guess I AM just a Michigan fan dumping on OSU at Maurice's expense. OH WELL, look at this way, he has great rap career ahead of him.

And The Results Are In

Based on the entries supplied over the past 7 days, I have to admit that the judging was difficult. There were so many aspects to this complex competition, but only one shall win.

All of the entries did churn the stomach in different ways and I found it hard to find one song over the other.

Since both songs were tied in the end in their suckiness, we had to go with the final category, the piss test. Unfortunately, Chebo tested positive for doping and the award goes to Ester and "Candy Pants!"

Congrats Ester, you deserve it!

Douche Bags...

Sgt. St. James Davis, Reporting For Duty, Sir

I personally disagree with Mr. Anuj Dayal.

There are never, EVER, too many monkeys.

(Just not enough barrels.)

I think trains in the U.S. should increase their monkey/human ratios by 100%.

Here is my entry. (I hope I win!)

MOTLEY CRUE - TEN SECONDS TO LOVE
(what is Tommy doing to Mick?)

[Verse:]
Touch my gun
But don't pull my trigger
Let's make history
In the elevator
Or lock the door
Shine my pistol some more
Here I cum
Just ten seconds more

[Chorus:]

Reach down low
Slide it in real slow
I wanna hear your engine roar
Before I'm in the door

My official submission for Frink's contest: Candy Pants

"Girl, I can imagine that you are oh - so very sweet. I wouldn't even give you a chance to take off your pants. I'd eat the seat. Hey Candy Pants, let's climb the ladder of romance."

Monday Morning Contest

I was going thru some old tapes of mine the other day and I ran across a gem. When I held the tape in my hand, I was instantly taken back 20 years and started remembering the good ol days. It was at that same moment, that I realized that this very tape could possibly have the worst lyric inside.

"I want to put my log in your fireplace."

KISS - "Burn Bitch Burn"
Animalized

That lyric swims in sexual retardation...

Can anyone top that?

Does Anybody See The Irony In This?

I wonder what this guy is asking for during this prayer session? Seems a bit odd to me, but then again, I'm not guided by a religion at the moment so what do I know? Chebo was an alter boy, bet he can help out here.

At any rate, permit me to throw this as an option:

Dear God,

Since I was told by somebody else that you like our religion the best, will you please drop these bombs on the others even though, if you think about it, since you can do no wrong, you did screw up and created some "bad" people. Not saying that you screwed up, because that would be wrong, so I guess we'll say that Satan did it instead. Ah, that's it, they're evil doers.

OK, let's try it again, put hands together and...

Dear God,

Help guide the sacred payload to bomb the shit out of the evil doers in the name of you. Yeah, that makes it much more tolerable for me to sleep at night...

Thanx!

And now we get....

the rest of the story.

Don't Hassle The Hoffe

Coming to you live from the Twin Cities !!

Kiki, Kraigers and Dick Tricks would like to present.....

..THE MAN
..THE MYTH
..THE LEGEND


.........."THE HOFFE" !!!!!

Beyond Thunderdome...

Where's your Messiah now, Mr. Gibson?