Don't Be Panic

I was directed to this site from WebMD. True story.

And by "true," I mean "false."

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This is Kinda Your Job

Now we all know I have problems with this administration and this is typically not the vehicle to vent my frustrations, but this is a gem...

"Why has it been so difficult to convince you that your agency should protect the environment?"

Seems Like the Vatican and White House Have the Same Writer

sorry for the gay reference Chebo, I know how it makes you feel "funny."

More Interesting Factoids on 420

I did not know...

Drano Opens a New Office

Right next to this crazy "long tangly haired Ho"

I'd like to also add that I'm resigning from this post due to my post

NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE....

Let the healing begin.

Alec Baldwin, class act...

Here is a voice mail message he left for his daughter yesterday...My favorite is, "and I don't give damn that you are 12 years old or 11 years old or that you are a child or that your mother is a thoughtless pain in the ass..." or "you are a rude, thoughtless little pig." Thanks to TMZ and Kim Basinger for this little celebrity gem.

Bow Wow!

Ensuring Pooh Joke Quota is Met

G's Up, Ho's DOWN (1930-2007)

Have a Nice Weekend

LARPin' La Vida Loca

I am officially obsessed with this film. I gotta frickin see it.



Frink, I would wager my Tunic of Reckoning against your Boots of Despair that the third orc from the left in that one battle sequence was YOU. What say you?

Don't Show Me Your Hose

A Damned Shame Is What It Is

Just when we had finally gotten over Darren McGavin. Shit. Let me officially put Zack "Scut Farkus" Ward on the death watch list.

God Bless Keith Richards

"I snorted my father."

Was He The Baby?

If so, he was truly the foundation of that show

A PSA from the that gem sweater weirdo

Makes My Fur Erect

Greetings fellow Trekkies

Check out the deep breath before the double time section.

March is National Women's History Month!

Sometimes you have to take one for the team. Say, for example, that one of your anonymous friends, whose nickname rhymes with "Rebo," desperately wants to know what happens when you Google "Pee Standing Up." I've got your back, sir.